Soaps

<br>Sit by me silently and brush my beard.<br><br>No mess to mop up from the bed today.<br><br>Will we sit next door and watch the soaps? <br><br>Weve nothing to do and weve nothing to say.<br><br>Oh, when you go...<br><br><br><br>Recently, weve been somewhat volatile, and last night it starts with that joan osbourne song.<br><br>I hate it anyway, but you made it worse.<br><br>I know why you laughed and you should know you were wrong.<br><br>Oh, when you go...<br><br><br><br>Bird number one taught me I shouldnt trust, thats why I find unfounded doubts abound.<br><br>But number two proved that with none, weve nothing.<br><br>And now Im only happy when youre not around.<br><br>Oh, when you go...