(there`s Gonna Be) Sex Tonite

<br>She slagged Helen Garner, he said "You`re right"<br>He shook his dreadlocks and condemned Wayne Carey<br>She offered him tofu; both were quite hairy -<br><br>There`s gonna be sex tonight<br><br>Interval at the theatre - they both hit it off<br>Discussing the meaning of Anton Chekhov;<br>The director they hated, the actress? - they panned her;<br>What they acted out later weren`t exactly Uncle Vania<br><br>On the deck of the boat she pointed out east<br>Said "A whale is in fact an air breathing beast"<br>He really liked nature; he was out of the slammer<br>He had a gram of cocaine and a video camera<br><br>He was knocking on doors; she was watchin` television<br>He said "Money for the kids? I`m collecting for World Vision"<br>Her heart was full of pity for a world full of grief<br>He donated to a charity she called Hand Relief