Santacide

<br>I know you`re coming<br>The same every year<br>A fat man invasion<br>This time I`m ready<br><br>Come along, fat man, Santa<br>Santa, fat man, bastard<br>In the malls and the markets you hide<br>Well I`m patient, and I`m waiting outside<br><br><br>One Santa falls down<br>Outside a darkened thrift town<br>Baby Jesus smiles down<br>I am happy<br><br>Come along, fat man, Santa<br>Santa, fat man, bastard.<br>Big lobbies, street corners, you haunt.<br>I`ll be free of disease once more.<br><br>One Santa falls down<br>outside a diners windown<br>Baby Jesus smiles and<br>I am happy<br><br>You ever seen a Santa run?<br>Well it`s so damn funny.<br>Oh Jesus, Oh Jesus please.<br>Makes me giggle!<br><br>SOLO<br><br>I know you`re coming<br>The same every year<br>A fat man invasion<br>This time I`m ready<br><br>Come along, fat man, Santa<br>Santa, fat man, bastard.<br>The true meaning of Christmas is love,<br>of fat man wrapped up in a red box.<br><br>One Santa falls down<br>In his own apartment<br>Baby Jesus smiles down<br>I am holy!<br><br>SANTA!!! SANTA!!!<br>Santa you are a fat man