Honest Truth

<br>Well you won`t believe what happened last night on my way home<br>I stopped at Joe`s to have a drink and to call you on the phone<br>Then I met Bill and Harry and both of them bought a round<br>Before I knew what happened my head was spinnin` round<br>From a booth back in a corner this blonde gave me a glance<br>And I don`t know why I did it but I asked her to dance<br>Then Harry played the jukebox and we all sang along<br>We were having so much fun how could I think of home<br>Think of home think of home we were having so much fun how could I think of home<br>[ ac.guitar ]<br>Then I said something awful to a stranger at the bar<br>The next thing I remember they`d carried me to the car<br>But I know it sounds ridiculous and you think I`m just talkin` smooth<br>But that`s exactly how it happened and honey that`s the honest truth<br>Honey now honey it`s the truth really honest baby put down that gun<br>I`m not lyin` ask Harry ask Bill ask anybody<br>(bang bang bang bang bang bang)