Lester Fiddled The Tax Man

<br>Yeahhhhhh:<br>Under Under Starters Under Starters orders &amp; there off Tallyho!<br>4-1 3-1 2-1 The bettin`s on, LESTER NICKS OFF TO RIO<br>He got more, got more than he bargained for, Lester`s accountant was a daft clot<br>He`s upset, upset, that`s what you get, he made a mockery of Ascot Ascot Ascot<br><br>[Chorus:]<br>Lester, Lester, a fiddliddliddling jester<br>LESTER`S BEEN BANGED UP WITH ALL THE OTHER CCCCCROOKS<br>Lester, Lester, tried to trick the tax inspector<br>COZ LESTER CONNED THE TAX &amp; FIDDLED HIS BOOKS.<br><br>He`s a nutcase, nutcase, crackpot nutcase, he put his job in jeopardy<br>Now he won`t be, won`t be, won`t be, won`t be RACING AGAIN AT AINTREE<br>He`ll get away, get away, get away, get away, he must o` been livin` in dreamland<br>Now he`s never on, never on, never on, never on...<br>World of Sport or Grandstand Grandstand Grandstand.<br>[Chorus]&lt;/i&gt;...<br>[Guitar Bit]<br><br>He laughs, he laughs, he sniggers &amp; laughs, when he thinks of the money he earns<br>But he got knicked, got nicked , got nicked, WHEN HE SENT HIS TAX RETURNS<br>Grinning, grinning, always winning, he never thought he would be poor<br>Now he`s locked up, locked up, locked up, locked up, Doing time in...<br>Dartmoor, Dartmoor, Dartmoor.<br>[Chorus]