Car Camping

<br>(Intro) <br>Man: "Well, whaddaya say we walk around and get another pile o` wood?" <br>Jim Mars: "Nah, let`s drive." <br><br><br><br>I smell a skunk. <br>(Sniff) <br>There`s beer in the trunk.. <br>We`ll howl tonight. <br>The fishing is good. <br>We`ll piss in the woods. <br>We`ll burn big fires. <br>Don`t forget the TV and the canned goods. <br><br>(Chorus) <br>Leave the city doors behind. <br>Open just a crack. <br>If it`s raining, we`ll turn back. <br>We`re Car Camping it. <br>We`re Car Camping it. <br>Yeah. <br><br>Ants in our beer <br>(Burp) <br>and bugs in our tents, <br>but we`ll hack that. <br>We made a choice <br>to make enough noise <br>to wake the camp. <br>Don`t forget the boombox and the lawnchairs. <br><br>(Chorus) <br><br>(Bridge) <br>We`re just a bunch of clumsy campers. <br>Raising a ruckus by the fire. <br>With all the creature comforts of home. <br>We`ll retire...before the fire`s...out. <br><br>(Dogs barking) <br>It`s all quiet now(2x) <br><br><br>(Instrumental Break) <br><br><br><br>We`ll go into town to make a phone call <br><br>To regress for five straight nights. <br>Back to troglodytes. <br>That`s a little much to ask. <br>We`re Car Camping it. <br>We`re Car Camping it. <br><br><br>Leave the city doors behind. <br>Open just a crack. <br>If it`s raining, we`ll turn back. <br>We`re Car Camping it. <br>We`re Car Camping it. <br>We`re Car Camping it. <br>We`re Car Camping it. <br>Yeah. <br><br><br>(Horn Honking)