What I Want Is A Proper Cup Of Coffee

<br>Verse 1<br>A Sultan sat on his oriental mat, in his harem in downtown Persia,<br>He took a sip of coffee, just a drip, and he said to his servant Kersia,<br>?Ah, curse ya, curse ya, curse ya, That?s the worst cup of coffee in Persia!?<br><br>Chorus<br>??Cause...<br>All I want is a proper cup of coffee, made in a proper copper coffee pot,<br>I may be off my dot, but I want a proper coffee in a proper copper pot.<br>Iron coffee pots and tin coffee pots, they are no use to me!<br>If I can`t have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot, I`ll have a cup of tea!?<br><br>Verse 2<br>In days of old when knights and men were bold, and whiskey was much cheaper,<br>Burt Turpin rode to a coffee shop and showed his pistols to the keeper,<br>He said ?Stand and deliver! Can?t you see that I?m all a?quiver?? <br>[Repeat Chorus]<br><br>Verse 3<br>When Bonaparte found that he was in the cart and he lost that Waterloo fight,<br>He gave his sword to Wellington, my Lord, and he said ?Those British can?t half fight,<br>Now you?ve had your Waterloo, sir, tell me what am I having with you, sir??<br>[Repeat Chorus]<br><br>Verse 4<br>Now King Solomon and his queen would carry on, so we heard in the ancient scandals,<br>He bought her lots of silver coffee pots with diamond legs and handles,<br>And said the Queen of Sheba, "I?d rather have any old tea-bag...?<br>[Repeat Chorus 3 Times]