What Do You Want From Life

<br>What do you want from life<br>To kidnap an heiress and threaten her with a knife<br>What do you want from life<br>To get cable TV and watch it every night<br>There you sit a lump in your chair<br>Where do you sleep<br>and what do you wear<br>when you`re sleeping<br>What do you want from life<br>an Indian guru to show you the inner light<br>What do you want from life<br>a meaningless love affair<br>with a girl that you met tonight<br>How can you tell when you`re doin` alright<br>Does your bank account swell<br>While you`re dreaming at night<br>How do you know when you`re really in love<br>Do violins play when you`re touching the one<br>That you`re loving<br>What do you want from life<br>Someone to love and somebody you can trust<br>What do you want from life<br>to try and be happy<br>While you do the nasty things you must<br>What do you want from life<br>What do you want from life<br>What do you want from life<br>What do you want from life<br>Well you can`t have that,<br>but if you`re an American citizen<br>you are entitled to:<br>a heated kidney shaped pool,<br>a microwave oven (don`t watch the food cook,)<br>a dynagym, I`ll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home,<br>a king size titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,<br>a foolproof plan<br>and an airtight alibi,<br>real simulated indian jewelry,<br>a Gucci shoetree,<br>a years supply of antibiotics,<br>a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth,<br>and Bob Dylan`s new unlisted phone number,<br>a beautifully restored Third Reich swizzle stick,<br>Rosemary`s baby!<br>a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,<br>a new Matador,<br>a new mastadon,<br>a Maverick,<br>a Mustang,<br>a Montego,<br>a Merc Montclaire,<br>a Mark 4,<br>A meteor,<br>A Mercedes,<br>An MG,<br>or a Malibu,<br>a Mork Moriarty,<br>a Masarati,<br>a Mack truck,<br>a Mazda,<br>a new Monza,<br>or a Moped,<br>a Winnebago,<br>hell, a herd of Winnebagos,<br>we`re givin` `em away,<br>or how about a MacCullough chain saw,<br>a Las Vegas wedding,<br>a Mexican divorce,<br>a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee cup,<br>or a baby`s arm holding an apple.<br>Words and music: Spooner, Evans<br>Copyright 1975 Pseudo Songs and Swiveltone Music