Captain Lubritron

<br>I was abducted by an alien while I was walking home one day<br>We took a ride around the sun and then we cruised the milky way<br>He looked like Elvis Presley must have looked before he died<br>But he was quite a pleasant fellow so I thanked him for the ride<br>He told me of a time when battles they would not be fought<br>Instead of waging wars governments would just be bought<br>And sold to the highest bidder I said you`re such a kidder<br>Go figure<br><br>Calling captain lubritron<br>Calling snizz<br><br>I was talking to an old man <br>Hoping that I`d understand<br>The only thing I learned that day <br>Was that he didn`t give damn<br>I`m holding on for heaven`s sake looking for some kinda break<br>I`ll pass on all the bullshit I`ve had all I can take<br>I`m trying to do the right thing I`m hanging by a kite string<br>Walking on a tight rope seeing what the future brings<br><br>Calling captain lubritron<br>Calling snizz