Mirc Paradise

<br>(C. Ackerman)<br>As I walk to the computer<br>where I found my girlfriend,<br>I take a look at my life<br>and realize its very plain!<br>But that`s just perfect for an Jedi like me,<br>Ya know, I NEED fancy things like electricity.<br>At four-thirty in the mornin` I`m chatting with kev<br>EagleT beats the peons and Dylan wow`s . . . fool!<br>And I`ve been chatin` and bitchin` so long that<br>Even Lise thinks that my mind is gone.<br>I`m a man of the net, I`m into discipline.<br>Got a mouse in my hand and no beard on my chin.<br>But if I finish all of my pages<br>And you finish yours,<br>then tonight we`ll flood wchat<br>Like We`re Whores !<br>We`ve been spending most our lives<br>Living in a mIRC Paradise.<br>I flood k9 once or twice,<br>Living in a mIRC Paradise.<br>It`s hard work and sacrifice,<br>Living in a mIRC Paradise.<br>We steal software with out a price,<br>Living in a mIRC Paradise.<br>A local op kicked me out of the channel last week.<br>I just flooded him and I turned the other cheek.<br>I really don`t care, In fact, I wish him well.<br>`Cos I`ll be laughing my head off When i nuke him to hell.<br>But, I ain`t never kicked a peon, Even though he deserved it<br>An OP with a `tude, You know that`s unheard of.<br>I never puh yer buttons, and kylas got my sw hat! (bitch!)<br>And my homeys agree, I use to be a peon in black, fool!<br>If you come to visit, you`ll be bored to tears.<br>I need to pay my phone 300 dollar phone bill, dear !<br>But we ain`t really quaint,<br>So please don`t clone or scroll,<br>We`re just, as kev would say, Stone Cold!<br>There`s no peons, no gimps, no helpbots,<br>Not a single sysop. UnLike Wchat,<br>It`s as fun as it can be.<br>We`ve been spending most our lives<br>Living in an mIRC Paradise.<br>We`re just plain and simple guys,<br>Living in an mIRC Paradise.<br>There`s no time for sin and vice<br>Living in an mIRC Paradise.<br>We always fight, we dont play nice,<br>Living in an mIRC Paradise.<br>Hammerin` up a channel,<br>raisin` lots of clutter.<br>took a channel on Monday,<br>Soon I`ll take anutter.<br>Think you`re really peonic?<br>Think you`re really smart?<br>Well, I know I`m a million times<br>As humble as thou art!<br>I`m the jedi guy the little newbies wanna be like<br>On my ass day and night chatting till the afterlife!<br>So don`t be vain, And don`t be whiny!<br>Or else, Dylan , K9 might have to get medieval on your heinie!<br>We`ve been spending most our lives<br>Living in an mIRC Paradise.<br>We`re all crazy Mennonites<br>Living in an mIRC Paradise.<br>There`s irc cops banning u out of sight<br>Living in an mIRC Paradise.<br>But you`d probably think it bites<br>Living in an mIRC Paradise.<br>Ah oh oh oh, oh oh oh.<br>Ah oh oh oh, oh oh YECCH.