Oprah

<br>We`re talking to a blind cripple woman with a hairy back<br>who claims to be be Michael Jackson`s only secret friend<br>We`ll take a break and be back in 3<br>1, 2, 3<br>Phil Donahue, we love you<br>Sally Jesse Raphael, the southern bell is oh so swell<br>but hope for a gun, hope for a gun<br>Hope for a gun just to kill, kill, kill, kill<br>Hope for a gun, Hope for a gun,<br>Hope for a gun just to kill Oprah Winfrey<br>Be yourself, be yourself<br>My name is Caroline of North, I`m from Noth Carolina!<br>(Be yourself)<br>I don`t know how many of you know this but even<br>as I speak I`m being sodomised by a ghost<br>(let her finish)<br>In my previous existence I was queen Nepatiti of Egypt<br>(me too, me too)<br>and at the moment I`m a member of the church of latta day channelers<br>And I`d just like to say<br>That there ought to be a law against you shooting off your mouth<br>I don`t invite you in but you still get into my house<br>You`ve got the world upon your shoulders, and the weight upon your mind<br>Tell you something Oprah Winfrey,<br>there`s more weight on your Bee...<br>Hope for a gun, hope for a gun<br>Hope for a gun just to kill, kill, kill, kill<br>Hope for a gun, Hope for a gun,<br>Hope for a gun just to kill Oprah Winfrey<br>Oprah Winfrey is the fattest most powerful woman on the planet earth<br>It takes the entire guana canal and three cans of sweet belts to feed =<br>oprah<br>every day<br>Oprah Winfrey, you are the Gross National Product.<br>I`ll get my guns and ammo, cruise down through L.A.<br>Ask you for your autograph then blow you away<br>BLAM BLAM BLAM<br>When the cops pick me up and take me to the station<br>I`ll tell them very simply that I did it for the nation<br>And, there`s a reason for my plan, something that they do not know<br>I`ll sell the story of my life and guest star on Hiraldo<br>Oprah, Oprah, I want to, turn you off!<br>BAHHHHH!<br>Fire!