Skinhead Sooty

<br>Sooty`s all grown up he`s not a puppet anymore<br>He`s interested in getting pissed and passing out on the floor, Oi!<br>He glassed Basil Brush with a bottle of stout<br>And threw a dart in Squeek`s eyes before he pulled it out<br>Who`s that walking on air?<br>Bouncing down the street without a care?<br>It`s skin head Sooty, with the killer xylophone, Oi!<br>With blood soaked bovver boots and a racist attitude<br>A mean fucking mother`s son<br>Not afraid of anyone<br>Got the others on the run<br>Here he comes, here he comes<br>Sooty the skin, Oi!<br>queek, queek, queek, queek, queek, Oi!<br>Sooty`s got a tattoo and he`s gone and shaved his head<br>He`s dating muppets half his age<br>And getting them into bed<br>He says his old friends are all miserable pricks<br>They`re married now or dead and gone<br>Or mentally sick<br>Who`s that walking on air?<br>Bouncing down the street without a care?<br>Well the hunce caught up with Basil Brush and he got clubbed to death<br>(god blimy, god blimy etc)<br>Hey Paul, it`s enough mate<br>It`s dead mate)<br>mate, you`ve knocked the stuffing out of him<br>Bill and Ben got little weed and smoked it in the shed<br>Weed! Weed! Weed!<br>Blubba that little weed<br>Zebadee ODed on E and now he`s pushing clover<br>It`s not lawn I got it from the womballs<br>Dougal blindly humps the leg of his owner<br>I say, what`s that tune, said Dougal<br>(Last post, damn, splinter) Ow<br>bobby is a bigot<br>the clangers flew away<br>The thunderbirds are puppets, No!<br>And Andy Pandy`s Gay!<br>(and proud people, and proud, no strings on end, he stands up himself =<br>these<br>days)<br>Who`s causing havoc on the docks?<br>In a pair of bright red braces and cherry red docs!<br>It`s skin head Sooty with the killer xylophone<br>With a blood soaked Stanley knife<br>And a racist attitude<br>He`ll wait until you`re all alone<br>Crack your skull, break your bones<br>Send the pieces to your home<br>He`s the one<br>All in fun<br>Sooty the skin-head<br>Oi, oi, oi, oi, Oi, Oi, Oi, Oi, Oi, Oi, Oi, Oi!