YOU SHOULDN`T CALL THE DOCTOR

<br>(Wilko Johnson)<br><br>Girls if your heart is feeling sore<br>Call the doctor and he`ll fix it for sure<br>I`ll be over right away but you might find you have to pay<br>For a private consultation and a guaranteed cure<br><br>When you`re dying of a dreadful disease<br>You don`t worry `bout the medical fees<br>And it`s too late to change your mind the doctors pulling down the blind<br>And your temperature is rising to a hundred degrees<br><br>I`ll cuddle up beside you for a start<br>And listen to the beating of your heart<br>And then he`ll take you gently by the hand<br>And ask you when the trouble first began<br>And then he`ll look down deep into your eyes<br>And if your temperature continues to rise<br>There`s only one way to make it stop<br>I`ll have to prescribe the strongest medicine I`ve got<br><br>If this doesn`t cure you it`ll kill<br>But I know it`s going to give you a thrill<br>And now I`ve come across don`t complain about the cost<br>You shouldn`t call the doctor if you can`t afford the bills<br><br>I`ll cuddle up beside you for a start<br>And listen to the beating of your heart<br>And then he`ll take you gently by the hand<br>And ask you when the trouble first began<br>And then he`ll look down deep into your eyes<br>And if your temperature continues to rise<br>There`s only one way to make it stop<br>I`ll have to prescribe the strongest medicine I`ve got<br><br>If this doesn`t cure you it`ll kill<br>But I know it`s going to give you a thrill<br>And now I`ve come across don`t complain about the cost<br>You shouldn`t call the doctor if you can`t afford the bills