Shaniqua

<br>Hello?<br>Nah Nah she don`t live here man<br>I thought I told you!<br>Yo, I think you need to step off aight?!<br><br>Moved into my apartment after U n Iversity<br>The only one who lives here is me! So why the phone ring along?<br>I got no friends except Mike and he`s gone for the summer!<br>And I just want sum peace n quiet!<br>Come to my room and it`s a telephone riot<br>Ring-a-ling-a-ling<br>Everytime I take a step can`t sleep can`t eat can`t breathe can`t bet<br>Can`t even get my work done<br>Cuz ppl keep callin with the same damn question<br>Hello Is Shaniqua there?<br>Nah, she neva moved out last year, I think you have tha wrong numba, this is little T<br>U sure u ain`t Shaniqua`s brother?<br>MAN can`t you just leave me alone? This ain`t Shaniqua`s house, this ain`t her phone, and dont call back again, cuz if u do, u know the answer man<br>*Chorus*<br>Shaniqua dont live here no mo`<br>Shaniqua dont live here no mo`<br>Shaniqua dont live here no mo`<br>Is Shaniqua there?<br>HELL NO<br>Shaniqua dont live here no mo`<br>Shaniqua dont live here no mo`<br>Shaniqua dont live here no mo`<br>Is Shaniqua there?<br>HELL NO<br><br>Verse 2<br>I wonder who Shaniqua is<br>What she does and where she lives<br>Is she pothead with too many zits?<br>Or a movie star, with some big ass tits<br>Does she take the train, or drive in a car?<br>Work in the office? Or down at the bar?<br>How the hell should I know? She could be albino for all i care!<br>Hello, is Shaniqua there?<br>Yeah, she is, but she can`t talk now, she`s busy milkin on purple cow, and talkin to the easter bunny!<br>Man you think you`re funny?<br>Shut up beavis i told you 6 times before<br><br>Chorus<br><br>Check my machine on friday, there was 22 messages<br>Man I can`t win at this<br>One said<br>This is for the kid livin with Shaniqua, if you want that trick u can keep her!<br>Will this ever cease? So i can get some sleep?<br>Shaniqua moved out leave a message at the beep<br>*beep*<br>Yo...Shaniqua...I love you..... Call me...<br><br>Chorus