American HonkyTonk Bar Association

<br>If your paycheck depends on the weather and the clock<br><br>If your conversation calls for<br><br>A little more than a coffee pot<br><br>If you need to pour your heart out<br><br>And try to rectify some situation<br><br>That youre facing<br><br>Contact your american honky-tonk bar association.<br><br><br><br>When uncle sam dips in your pocket<br><br>For most things you dont mind<br><br>But when your dollar goes to all of those<br><br>Standing in a welfare line<br><br>Well rejoice you have a voice<br><br>If youre concerned about the destination<br><br>Of this great nation<br><br>Its called the american honky-tonk bar association.<br><br>It represents the hardhat<br><br>Gunrack, achin-back<br><br>Over taxed, flag-wavin, fun-lovin crowd<br><br>Theyre heart is in the music<br><br>And they love to play it loud<br><br>Theres no forms or applications<br><br>Theres no red tape administrations<br><br>Its the american honky-tonk bar association.<br><br><br><br>Were all one big family<br><br>Throughout the cities and the towns<br><br>We dont reach for handouts<br><br>We reach for those who are down<br><br>And every local chapter has a seven day a week<br><br>Available consultation<br><br>For your frustration<br><br>Its called the american honky-tonk bar association.<br><br><br><br>It represents the mud flaps<br><br>Six pack, bare crack<br><br>Over-taxed, flag-wavin, fun-lovin crowd<br><br>Theyre heart is in the music<br><br>And they love to play it loud<br><br>Theres no forms or applications<br><br>Theres no red tape administrations<br><br>Its the american honky-tonk bar association.