Dead Body Man

Dead Body Man<br><br>"This is a Channel 7 news breif because the news is happening now."<br>"Hello, Morque Perkins reporting. Our top story tonight, police and<br>investigators are still trying to figure out how and why somebody<br>stole 4 dead bodies from the Wayne County morgue late Monday night.<br>Police say, the apparent body theif entered through the basement<br>window, but how he alluded the security and alarm system is still a<br>mystery. But what we at Channel 7 are wondering, what kind of sick<br>fuck would steal 4 dead bodies anyway? Details at 11."<br><br>[Violent J]<br>Dead bodies, dead bodies all over the street<br>Fifty-five, sixty-five bodies at least<br>I hang with the stiffs till the break of dawn<br>I`m always finding bodies when I`m mowing the lawn<br>Drag em in the house, throw em in the oven<br>Wicked clown lovin that dead body gloven<br>Tastes like chicken finger lickin deep fried<br>I ate a dead body, but don`t tell, I lied<br>I just ate my first dead body last week<br>Still gots the finger nail caught in my teeth<br>Before you start yelling and cursing my name<br>Remember something`s wrong with my brain, insane<br>Second I was born, doctor threw me `gainst the wall<br>Kicked open the door and he whipped me down the hall<br>I`m sliding and I`m bouncing off shit like a hockey puck<br>And my mother`s like "What the fuck?!"<br>He said I was born of an alien race<br>Born with a hatchet and a juggalo face<br>But I`m not a martian, you wouldn`t understand<br>I`m just the dead body man<br><br>"We got bodies, dead bodies<br>We got fat ones, skinny ones<br>Males, females, hermaphrodites<br>We got somebodies, we got nobodies<br>Bodies, bodies, bodies, woo!"<br><br>[Violent J]<br>Dead bodies, dead bodies in the back of my van<br>All the little kiddies love the dead body man<br>I drive through my neighborhood ringing my bell<br>Some people run cuz they don`t like the smell<br>Others line up just as quick as they can<br>To try and catch a glimpse of the dead body man<br>It`s all good, if you can stand the funk, but ah<br>Just don`t look in the trunk<br>I drive down Central kickin the bass<br>Chillin with my freaks and I`m picked her face<br>Maggots and bugs like to crawl on her head<br>Cuz my bitch is dead, I`d rather that instead<br>Than a ho you can`t trust, always diggin a nut<br>A dead body bitch learns to keep her mouth shut<br>Riding in the back is my dead body crew<br>Only they can never think of nothing to do<br>If you think I`m sick take a look at yourself<br>You got dead deer heads up on your shelf<br>On your key chain is a little baby rabbit`s hand<br>I`m just the dead body man<br><br>"We also collect dead bodies<br>So, if you know any dead people<br>Or you yourself are planning on dying soon<br>We`ll be happy to come to your house<br>And pay cash for it<br>We appreciate good healthy stiff<br>For our dinner<br>Woohoo!"<br><br>[Chorus (1x)]<br>Call me the dead body man (some one give em to me)<br>Call me the dead body man (just sell em to me)<br>Call me the dead body man (you can mail em to me)<br>Call me the dead body man (br-bring em to me)<br>Call me the dead body man (won`t ya give em to me)<br>Call me the dead body man (just sell em to me)<br>Call me the dead body man (just mail em to me)<br>Call me the dead body man (br-bring em to me)<br>Call me the dead body man (you can give em to me)<br>Call me the dead body man (you can sell em to me)<br>Call me the dead body man (won`t ya mail em to me)<br>Call me the dead body man (you can bring em to me)<br>Call me the dead body man, call me the dead body man