The Stalker

The stalker<br>Yeah<br>The stalker <br>I`m gonna stalk this hoochie<br>I`m gonna stalk this hoochie<br><br>So I`m gripping this old peice of shit, right?<br>Here`s this smoochie poo at the stop light<br>Ahem, how`s about a date?<br>Two tickets for the circus, pick you up at 8<br>[girl]<br>Fuck no, you`re a loser<br>[Violent J] <br>Yeah, but I`ll stick my boot up your ass<br>Heh heh, but I ain`t nagging<br>To the next light in my pink volkswagon<br>Oh, excuse me, ho, but I`m Violent J act like you know<br>[girl]<br>Violent J the country singer?<br>[Violent J]<br>No, Violent J the southwest gangstero<br>And the bitch was gone (awww)<br>So I followed her home (huh?)<br>Cause I got it going on (ohhhh!)<br>And I`m in the Haugh (Yep!)<br>Parked at a spot good enough to hawk her<br>Things you do when you`s a stalker<br><br>"So, what happened?"<br>"I really don`t like to talk about it, but he ruined my life, I mean he <br>was everywhere,everywhere I went." <br><br>The stalker<br><br>(chorus)<br>I think that ditso likes me, yeah<br>She tells you to fuck off with such class!<br>I think that ditso likes me<br>Yeah, go on and get that ass!<br><br>Well, the stalker stalks his target<br>Just happened to see her at the super-market<br>Oh, hi, hey, that peanut butter sucks<br>You wouldn`t like Jiffy, it ain`t go no nuts<br>Why don`t you try these?<br>She ran away scared, and I`m staring at her butt-cheeks<br>Cause I know she loves me, she wanna tease and tease and rub and dub me<br><br>"Hello?"<br>Hi, it`s me<br>"Hello?"<br>You love me<br>"Hello?"<br>I love you<br>"Hello?" "Hello?"<br><br>Biggity bop boom!<br>I`m back in a stone brick house<br>Candle light dinner and some Mexican chow<br>Yo, I know she gonna show up<br>Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick, no luck<br>Peep through her window, jack off in her back yard<br>Somebody pulled a joker`s card<br>And you know what joker caught you<br>Things you do when you`s the stalker<br><br>"Are you okay?"<br>"I don`t know, because I know he`ll be back. He always come back. I`ll <br>never be able to lead a normal again."<br>"It`s okay."<br><br>The stalker<br><br>[Chorus]<br><br>I`m gonna stalk this hoochie (oochie coochie poochie)<br>I`m gonna stalk this hoochie (smoochie coochie poochie)<br><br>I`ve been hawking for about 2 weeks<br>And I ain`t even got a fucking kiss on the cheek<br>She with some fuck face!<br>I`m gonna put that college boy in a neck-brace!<br>I gotta just chill<br>She loves me lots, and that`s for real<br>That night, I snuck in her back door with a bucket of chicken and a bottle<br>of Faygo<br>Tip-toe, tip-toe creeping, cause I know my baby`s sleeping<br>Snuck in the bedroom, look through (aaaahhh!)<br>She stuck me in the eye with a broom<br>Pulled it up<br>Popped my eye back and I can`t find her<br>Ran through the bedroom, ran through the living room, ran for the <br>bathroom, gotta take a doo<br>Now I stress pulling out my hair, I think I heard that bitch up-stairs<br>Up the steps, wicked clown<br>Then I hear a clicking sound<br>Honey, is that you? How`s about a kissy smoochie poo?<br>Her daddy`s gun to my nugget<br>Never liked the bitch, anyway, fuck it<br><br>"So what`d you do?"<br>"I tried to run, but he was always right there, just ahead of me."<br>"He would always catch me, and hurt me."<br><br>[Chorus Ч5]<br>Nah, man<br>She don`t like me man<br>Nah, she don`t like me, man<br>That bitch shot me in the head, man<br>She shot me in the nugget, man<br>Nah, she don`t like me, man, she don`t like me<br>She shot me in the nugget, man<br>How`s she gonna like me, man?<br>She shot me in the nugget, dog<br>She don`t like me, man<br>Stop it, man, she don`t like me<br>No she don`t!<br>Look at my head, man!<br>She shot me in the forehead, man!<br>How`s she gonna like me, man?<br><br>This ho like me!