Bonehead`s Bank Holiday

You know I need a little break to get away for a holiday<br>So I can see the sun<br>`Cos in The Sun they say it’s fun<br>If you get some<br><br>Well I could take a train or a boat or an aeroplane<br>Or I could steal a car<br>`Cos in a car you can go far<br>It just depends what kinda car you are<br>What kinda car you are<br><br>I met a funny-looking girl on a crowded beach in Spain<br>Her name was Avaline<br>She said she came to Spain<br>To have a good time<br><br>But she was with her mum who had a face like a nun in pain<br>She said her name was Dot<br>She didn`t half talk a lot<br>I couldn`t tell if she was mad or not<br>Mad or not<br><br>But don`t you know<br>I should have stayed in England<br>On my polluted beach<br>With all my special friends<br><br>And don`t you know<br>I should have stayed in England<br>With my big house<br>And my big car<br>And all my friends there at the bar<br><br>Well I need a little break to get away for a holiday<br>So I can see the sun <br>`Cos in The Sun they say it’s fun<br>If you get some<br><br>Well I could take a train or a boat or an aeroplane<br>Or I could steal a car<br>`Cos in a car you can go far<br>It just depends what kinda car you are<br>What kinda car you are x2<br><br>(various clips of the band talking at the end)