Man Of The Year

<br>I wake up every morning<br><br>6 o`clock I`m right on time<br><br>I eat a lowfat breakfast<br><br>I tie a perfect tie<br><br><br><br>I kiss the wife<br><br>I hug the kids<br><br>I pet the dogs and cat<br><br>I never lose anything, my car keys or my hat<br><br><br><br>Cause I`m the man of the year<br><br>I`m the man of the year<br><br><br><br>I never cheat at finals<br><br>Or miss a day at school<br><br>My urine tests are perfect<br><br>My prostate is a jewel<br><br><br><br>Cause I`m the man of the year<br><br>I`m the man of the year<br><br>I`m the man of the year<br><br><br><br>I`m never ever jealous<br><br>I`m never ever cruel<br><br>I`m a graduate of Harvard<br><br>Where I never broke the rules<br><br><br><br>The Queen made me a knight<br><br>The Pope made me a saint<br><br>The President plays golf with me<br><br>I made Madonna faint<br><br><br><br>So why am I so lonely?<br><br>Depressed and in despair?<br><br>If I pull this trigger in my mouth<br><br>Will anybody care?<br><br><br><br>It was the greatest funeral<br><br>I lied in perfect state<br><br>And later I will meet the Lord<br><br>I bet he just can`t wait<br><br><br><br>To meet the man of the year<br><br>The man of the year<br><br>The man of the year<br><br>I`m the man, I`m the man, I`m the man