No More Mr. Nice Guy

<br>I used to be such a sweet, sweet thing<br><br>`Til they got a hold of me.<br><br>I opened doors for little old ladies,<br><br>I helped the blind to see.<br><br>I got no friends `cause they read the papers.<br><br>They can`t be seen with me and I`m gettin` real shot down<br><br>And I`m feeling mean.<br><br><br><br>No more Mister Nice Guy,<br><br>No more Mister Clean,<br><br>No more Mister Nice Guy,<br><br>They say he`s sick, he`s obscene.<br><br><br><br>I got no friends `cause they read the papers.<br><br>They can`t be seen with me and I`m gettin` real shot down<br><br>And I`m feeling mean.<br><br><br><br>No more Mister Nice Guy,<br><br>No more Mister Clean,<br><br>No more Mister Nice Guy,<br><br>They say he`s sick, he`s obscene.<br><br><br><br>My dog bit me on the leg today.<br><br>My cat clawed my eyes.<br><br>Ma`s been thrown out of the social circle,<br><br>And dad has to hide.<br><br>I went to church incognito.<br><br>When everybody rose, the Reverend Smith,<br><br>He recognized me,<br><br>And punched me in the nose.<br><br>No more Mister Nice Guy,<br><br>No more Mister Clean,<br><br>No more Mister Nice Guy,<br><br>They say he`s sick, he`s obscene.