1st Band on The Moon

<br>Theres a problem with the girls here on earth<br><br>They stopped acting dizzy wearing miniskirts<br><br>Seems like everything wild is in distaste<br><br>Gotta get my band off in outer, outerspace<br><br><br><br>I want a place that wants arena rock<br><br>Along with the girls who wanna suck my...<br><br>Take out music up and fry some brains<br><br>Teach a dimension how to go, go insane<br><br><br><br>It cant come too soon<br><br>Someone always has to break the rules<br><br>Like a rock n roll cartoon<br><br>1st band on the moon<br><br>Now it wont be too long<br><br>Until we get to sing our songs<br><br>Even if were outta tune<br><br>1st band on the moon<br><br><br><br>Everybody watchin on their tv sets<br><br>Came out of the shuttle dancin penthouse pets<br><br>And someone grabs a mic and really lets it spit<br><br>But the band is so loud<br><br>We blow the transmit<br><br><br><br>(chorus)<br><br><br><br>Thats one small step for man<br><br>One giant leap backwards for mankind