Handy Dandy

<br>Handy dandy, controversy surrounds him<br><br>He been around the world and back again<br><br>Something in the moonlight still hounds him<br><br>Handy dandy, just like sugar and candy<br><br><br><br>Handy dandy, if every bone in his body was broken he would never admit it<br><br>He got an all girl orchestra and when he says<br><br>&quot;strike up the band&quot;, they hit it<br><br>Handy dandy, handy dandy<br><br><br><br>Bridge #1:<br><br>You say, &quot;what are ya made of? &quot;<br><br>He says, &quot;can you repeat what you said? &quot;<br><br>Youll say, &quot;what are you afraid of? &quot;<br><br>Hell say, &quot;nothin neither live nor dead.&quot;<br><br><br><br>Handy dandy, he got a stick in his hand and a pocket full of money<br><br>He says, &quot;darling, tell me the truth, how much time I got? &quot;<br><br>She says, &quot;you got all the time in the world, honey.&quot;<br><br>Handy dandy, handy dandy<br><br><br><br>Bridge #2:<br><br>Hes got that clear crystal fountain<br><br>Hes got that soft silky skin<br><br>Hes got that fortress on the mountain<br><br>With no doors, no windows, no thieves can break in<br><br><br><br>Handy dandy, sitting with a girl named nancy in a garden feelin kind of lazy<br><br>He says, &quot;ya want a gun? Ill give you one.&quot; she says, &quot;boy, you talking crazy.&quot;<br><br>Handy dandy, just like sugar and candy<br><br>Handy dandy, pour him another brandy<br><br><br><br>Handy dandy, he got a basket of flowers and a bag full or sorrow<br><br>He finishes his drink, he gets up from the table he says,<br><br>&quot;okay, boys, Ill see you tomorrow.&quot;<br><br>Handy dandy, handy dandy, just like sugar and candy<br><br>Handy dandy, just like sugar and candy