Highway 61 Revisited

<br>Oh God said to Abraham, "Kill me a son"<br>Abe says, "Man, you must be puttin` me on"<br>God says, "No." Abe says, "What?"<br>God says, "You can do what you want Abe, but<br>The next time you see me comin` you better run"<br>Well Abe says, "Where do you want this killin` done?"<br>God says, "Out on Highway 61."<br><br>Well Georgia Sam he had a bloody nose<br>Welfare Department they wouldn`t give him no clothes<br>He asked poor Howard where can I go<br>Howard said there`s only one place I know<br>Sam said tell me quick man I got to run<br>0l` Howard just pointed with his gun<br>And said that way down on Highway 61<br><br>Well Mack the Finger said to Louie the King<br>I got forty red white and blue shoe strings<br>And a thousand telephones that don`t ring<br>Do you know where I can get rid of these things<br>And Louie the King said let me think for a minute son<br>And he said yes I think it can be easily done<br>Just take everything down to Highway 61 Now the fifth daughter on the twelfth night<br>Told the first father that things weren`t right<br>My complexion she said is much too white<br>He said come here and step into the light<br>He says hmm you`re right<br>Let me tell the second mother this has been done<br>But the second mother was with the seventh son<br>And they were both out on Highway 61<br><br>Now the rovin` gambler he was very bored<br>He was tryin` to create a next world war<br>He found a promoter who nearly fell off the floor<br>He said I never engaged in this kind of thing before<br>But yes I think it can be very easily done<br>We`ll just put some bleachers out in the sun<br>And have it on Highway 61