Talkin John Birch Paranoid Blues

<br>Well, I was feelin sad and feelin blue,<br><br>I didnt know what in the world I was gonna do,<br><br>Them communists they wus comin around,<br><br>They wus in the air,<br><br>They wus on the ground.<br><br>They wouldnt gimme no peace. . .<br><br><br><br>So I run down most hurriedly<br><br>And joined up with the john birch society,<br><br>I got me a secret membership card<br><br>And started off a-walkin down the road.<br><br>Yee-hoo, Im a real john bircher now!<br><br>Look out you commies!<br><br><br><br>Now we all agree with hitlers views,<br><br>Although he killed six million jews.<br><br>It dont matter too much that he was a fascist,<br><br>At least you cant say he was a communist!<br><br>Thats to say like if you got a cold you take a shot of malaria.<br><br><br><br>Well, I wus lookin everywhere for them gol-darned reds.<br><br>I got up in the mornin n looked under my bed,<br><br>Looked in the sink, behind the door,<br><br>Looked in the glove compartment of my car.<br><br>Couldnt find em . . .<br><br><br><br>I wus lookin high an low for them reds everywhere,<br><br>I wus lookin in the sink an underneath the chair.<br><br>I looked way up my chimney hole,<br><br>I even looked deep inside my toilet bowl.<br><br>They got away . . .<br><br><br><br>Well, I wus sittin home alone an started to sweat,<br><br>Figured they wus in my t.v. set.<br><br>Peeked behind the picture frame,<br><br>Got a shock from my feet, hittin right up in the brain.<br><br>Them reds caused it!<br><br>I know they did . . . them hard-core ones.<br><br><br><br>Well, I quit my job so I could work alone,<br><br>Then I changed my name to sherlock holmes.<br><br>Followed some clues from my detective bag<br><br>And discovered they wus red stripes on the american flag!<br><br>That ol betty ross . . .<br><br><br><br>Well, I investigated all the books in the library,<br><br>Ninety percent of em gotta be burned away.<br><br>I investigated all the people that I knowed,<br><br>Ninety-eight percent of them gotta go.<br><br>The other two percent are fellow birchers . . . just like me.<br><br><br><br>Now eisenhower, hes a russian spy,<br><br>Lincoln, jefferson and that roosevelt guy.<br><br>To my knowledge theres just one man<br><br>Thats really a true american: george lincoln rockwell.<br><br>I know for a fact he hates commies cus he picketed the movie exodus.<br><br><br><br>Well, I finly started thinkin straight<br><br>When I run outa things to investigate.<br><br>Couldnt imagine doin anything else,<br><br>So now Im sittin home investigatin myself!<br><br>Hope I dont find out anything . . . hmm, great god!