200 Years Old

<br>Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals)<br><br>Captain beefheart (harp, vocals)<br><br>George duke (keyboards, vocals)<br><br>Napoleon murphy brock (saxophone, vocals)<br><br>Bruce fowler (trombone)<br><br>Tom fowler (bass)<br><br>Denny walley (slide guitar, vocals)<br><br>Chester thompson (drums)<br><br><br><br>I was sittin in a breakfast room in allentown, pennsylvania, six oclock in the morning, got up to early, it was a terrible mistake... sittin there face-to-face with a 75 cent glass of orange<br><br>About as big as my finger and a bowl of horribly foreshortened cornflakes, and I said to myself: &quot;this is the life!&quot;...<br><br><br><br>Shes 200 years old,<br><br>So mean, she couldnt grow no lips<br><br>Boy, shed be in trouble if she tried to grow a mustache<br><br><br><br>Shes two hundred years old<br><br>Squattin down &amp; pockin up<br><br>In front of the juke box<br><br>Just like she had true religion.. boy!<br><br><br><br>Shes two hundred years old<br><br>Hoy!, hoy!, in 200 years,<br><br>Half of this, none of that,<br><br>One.. fifty.. oh squattin,<br><br>Yeah-ah, aint she got<br><br>Oohhh, she got religion now, boy.<br><br><br><br>Oohhhh, ? ? ? ? ? ? <br><br>Oohhhh, shes just mean,<br><br>She just, she just cant grow no lips.<br><br>Squat.. down, so mean she cant grow no lips.<br><br>200 years old, so mean she cant grow no lips.