Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Anothe

<br>Mark Volman (lead vocals)<br>Howard Kaylan (lead vocals)<br>Ian Underwood (woodwinds, keyboards, vocals)<br>Aynsley Dunbar (drums)<br>Don Preston (keyboards, mini-moog)<br>Jim Pons (bass, vocals)<br><br>Call any vegetable<br>Call it by name<br>You`ve gotta call one today<br>When you get off the train<br>Call any vegetable<br>And the chances are good<br>The vegetable will respond to you<br>La La La La<br>The vegetable will respond to you<br>La La La La <br><br>Call any vegetable<br>Pick up your phone<br>Think of a vegetable<br>Lonely at home<br>Call any vegetable<br>And the chances are good<br>The vegetable will respond to you<br>La La La La<br>The vegetable will respond to you<br>La La La La<br>Rutabaga, Rutabaga, Rutabaga, Rutabaga, Rutaba... <br><br>No one will know<br>If you don`t want to let them know<br>No one will know<br>`less it`s you that might tell them so<br>Call and they`ll come to you<br>Smiling and covered with dew<br>Vegetable dream<br>Vegetable dream<br>Vegetable dream of responding to you<br>Standing there shiny and proud by your side<br>Holding your joint while the neighbors decide<br>Why is a vegetable something to hide<br>TO HIDE, TO HIDE, TO HIDE,... <br><br>Shooo, Shooo, Shoo, Shoo ....<br>You know a lot of people don`t bother about there friends in the vegetable kingdom. They, they think: What can I say? Some times they think: Where can I go?<br>Where can I go to get my poodle clipped in Burbank?<br>At Ralph`s vegetarian poodle clippin`, where you can come this...<br>Where can I go to get organic vaseline for my ????<br>At Bob and Ray`s swaheli restorant, where you can come this close.....<br>Where can I go to get my jeans embroided at Fullurton?.....<br>At jeans, at Jeans North where nothing fits<br>Where can I go to get my zipper repaired in Hollywood?<br>Who gives the fuck anyway<br>Where can I go to get my speakers fixed?<br>Where can I go to get my exit lights?,<br>At Jack LaLane Hamburgers on 312 Woodier(?) Boulavard.<br>Where can I go to get my stomach pumped?<br>Where can I go to colapse<br>Hey, De-due. <br><br>Questions, Questions, Questions, flooding into the mind of the concerned young person today. Ah, but it`s a great time to be alive ladies and gentlemen. And that`s the theme of our program for tonight, &quot;It`s so FUCKING GREAT to be alive&quot;! Is what the theme of our show is tonight, boys and girls. And I`m wanna tell ya, if there is anybody here who DOESN`T believe that it is FUCKING GREAT to be alive, I wish that they go now, because this show will only bring them down so much... ] <br><br>God Bless America<br>Land that I love<br>Call any vegetable<br>Call it by name<br>You`ve gotta call one today<br>When you get off the train<br>Call any vegetable<br>And the chances are good<br>Oh, that the vegetable will respond to you <br><br>And if you are a consenting adult we want you to call today in Los Angeles, the number is Richmond9-6935 , in Downey it`s 347-8932. <br><br>Call it direct,<br>Call it collect,<br>But call it today.