Diseases of The Band

<br>Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals)<br><br>Ike willis (guitar, vocals)<br><br>Denny walley (slide guitar, vocals)<br><br>Warren cucurullo (guitar)<br><br>Tommy mars (keyboards, vocals)<br><br>Peter wolf (keyboards)<br><br>Ed mann (percussion)<br><br>Arthur barrow (bass)<br><br>Vinnie colaiuta (drums)<br><br><br><br>Hiya folks!<br><br><br><br>Alright, heres the deal,<br><br>This is our last show here in london<br><br>Gee, its gonna be tough!<br><br>Got a few...a few of the boys are sick tonight<br><br>But theyre still gonna...give you their all<br><br>I want to introduce you to the members of the rockin teen-age<br><br>Combo and tell you which ones are sick and what theyve got<br><br><br><br>Denny walley on slide and vocals<br><br>He has, he has an aluminum finger<br><br>And were gonna have that removed<br><br>A little bit later in this show^lthis is ike willis<br><br>Ike has a...now ike, ike is our lead vocalist,<br><br>Our dynamic male vocalist<br><br>Hes got a soar throat<br><br>And all sorts of other things are wrong with him<br><br>Hell never be able to get through this show<br><br>The only thing hes got to take care of is his knitted hat<br><br><br><br>And of course tommy mars,<br><br>Who also has stomach-flu, on keyboards<br><br>Do you have any other diseases tommy? <br><br>No? hes available! ok!<br><br><br><br>Ed mann on percussion<br><br>Ed is still healthy<br><br>Except, and he told me this backstage,<br><br>Except for his mental health<br><br>You have to expect these things in this kind of a group<br><br><br><br>And peter wolf on keyboards<br><br>Theres, there...apparently theres nothing wrong with peter yet<br><br><br><br>(hes got stomach-flu too)<br><br><br><br>You have stomach-flu too? <br><br>Ooh, my goodness!<br><br>The circle is closing in<br><br><br><br>Okay, vince colaiuta on drums<br><br>Now, as you can see from looking at vince,<br><br>Theres absolutely nothing wrong with him<br><br><br><br>(malnutrition)<br><br><br><br>Arthur barrow, our bass player has got a ...<br><br>Hes having a lotta trouble<br><br>Hes been very sick all day<br><br>Missed the soundcheck and everything<br><br>But hes gonna try<br><br>Hes gonna try really hard<br><br><br><br>And of course: sophia warren on guitar