Father O`bliviion

<br>Get on your feet an` do the funky Alfonzo!<br><br>Father Vivian O`Blivion <br><br>Resplendent in his frock <br><br>Was whipping up the batter <br><br>For the pancakes of his flock <br><br>He was looking rather bleary <br><br>(He forgot to watch the clock) <br><br>`Cause the night before<br><br>Behind the door<br><br>A leprechaun had stroked, yes . . . <br><br>The night before<br><br>Behind the door<br><br>A leprechaun had stroked (he stroked it) . . .<br><br>The night before <br><br>Behind the door <br><br>A leprechaun had stroked . . . his . . . <br><br>Sma-ah-ah<br><br>Ah-ah-ah<br><br>Ah-ah-ah<br><br>Ah-ah-ah<br><br>Ah-ah-ah<br><br>Ah-ah-ah<br><br>Ahhh (stroked his smock)<br><br>Which set him off in such a frenzy <br><br>He sang LOCK AROUND THE CROCK <br><br>An` he topped it off with a . . . <br><br>An` he topped it off with a . . .<br><br>An` he topped it off with a . . .<br><br>WOO WOO WOO<br><br>WOO WOO WOO<br><br>WOO WOO WOO<br><br>As he stumbled on his ____<br><br>He was delighted as it stiffened <br><br>And ripped right through his sock <br><br>Oh, Saint Alfonzo would be proud of me <br><br>PROUD OF ME<br><br>He shouted down the block<br><br>Dominus Vo-bisque `em <br><br>Et come spear a tu-tu,<br><br>Oh! <br><br>Won`t you eat my sleazy pancakes <br><br>Just for Saintly Alfonzo <br><br>They`re so light `n fluffy-white<br><br>We`ll raise a fortune by tonite<br><br>They`re so light `n fluffy-white<br><br>We`ll raise a fortune by tonite<br><br>They`re so light `n fluffy-brown<br><br>They`re the finest in the town<br><br>They`re so light `n fluffy-brown<br><br>They`re the finest in the town<br><br>Good morning, your Highness <br><br>Ooo-ooo-ooo <br><br>I brought you your snow shoes<br><br>Ooo-ooo-ooo <br><br>Good morning, your Highness <br><br>Ooo-ooo-ooo <br><br>I brought you your snow shoes