Keep It Greasy

<br>Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals)<br><br>Warren cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)<br><br>Denny walley (slide guitar, vocals)<br><br>Ike willis (lead vocals)<br><br>Peter wolf (keyboards)<br><br>Arthur barrow (bass, vocals)<br><br>Ed mann (percussion)<br><br>Vinnie colaiuta (drums)<br><br><br><br>Eventually father riley b. jones gets around to joe with his little case of pre-blessed unguents...<br><br><br><br>Central scrutinizer:<br><br>This is the central scrutinizer... poor joe. hes getting tired from bending over...but we tried to warn him...didnt we? okay, joe...you asked for it...here comes the big one...<br><br><br><br>Joe: (anointing himself as he sings)<br><br>Keep it greasey<br><br>So itll go down easy<br><br>Keep it greasey<br><br>So itll go down easy<br><br>Keep it greasey<br><br>So itll go down easy<br><br><br><br>Manx:<br><br>Roll it over n<br><br>Grease it down<br><br>Ill drive you through<br><br>The heart of town<br><br><br><br>Joe:<br><br>Keep it greasey<br><br>So itll go down easy<br><br>Keep it greasey<br><br>So itll go down easy<br><br>Keep it greasey<br><br>So itll go down easy<br><br><br><br>Manx:<br><br>Roll it over n<br><br>Grease it down<br><br>Ill drive you through<br><br>The heart of town<br><br><br><br>Joe (who is still wearing his housewife costume from when he first picked up sy borg in the closet) adjusts his little apron to a more advantageous position and sings...<br><br><br><br>Joe:<br><br>Hey, the good women,<br><br>They sure has it tough<br><br>The good men, well<br><br>There aint enough<br><br>All the good girls are<br><br>Lookin all the time<br><br>Good men is<br><br>Something that<br><br>They cant find<br><br>cause if they<br><br>Find one miraculously<br><br>They try to be lovin<br><br>As they can be<br><br>If they find<br><br>One and let him go<br><br>Chances are they<br><br>Might not never find<br><br>One no mo<br><br><br><br>Keep it greasey<br><br>So itll go down easy<br><br>Keep it greasey<br><br>So itll go down easy<br><br>Keep it greasey<br><br>So itll go down easy<br><br><br><br>Manx:<br><br>Roll it over n<br><br>Grease it down<br><br>Ill drive you through<br><br>The heart of town<br><br><br><br>Joe:<br><br>A good lovin man<br><br>Is hardest to find<br><br>A good woman needs<br><br>To ease her mind<br><br>And I know a few that<br><br>Need to ease it behind<br><br>All ygotta do is<br><br>Grease it down<br><br>n everything is fine<br><br><br><br>Keep it greasey<br><br>So itll go down easy<br><br>Keep it greasey<br><br>So itll go down easy<br><br>Keep it greasey<br><br>So itll go down easy<br><br><br><br>Manx:<br><br>Roll it over n grease<br><br>It down<br><br>Ill drive you through<br><br>The heart of town<br><br><br><br>Joe:<br><br>A girl dont need<br><br>No fancy grease<br><br>To get herself<br><br>Some rump release<br><br>Any kind<br><br>Of lubell do<br><br>Maybe from another<br><br>Part of you<br><br>Lube from the north<br><br>Lube from the south<br><br>Take a little slobber<br><br>From the side of<br><br>Your mouth<br><br>From your mouth<br><br>From your mouth<br><br>From your mouth<br><br>From your mouth<br><br>Roll it over<br><br>Grease it down<br><br>Here come that crazy<br><br>Screamin sound...<br><br><br><br>Keep it greasey<br><br>So itll go down easy<br><br>Keep it greasey<br><br>So itll go down easy<br><br>Keep it greasey<br><br>So itll go down easy<br><br>Roll it over n grease it<br><br>Down, down, down<br><br>Grease it down...<br><br>Oh no! here comes<br><br>That screamin sound<br><br>Again...<br><br><br><br>And sure enough the walls of the prison did rever- berate with all sorts of screamin sounds as lawyers and execs and promo per- sonages all decide to jump on joe for a spectacular high speed ga<br><br>Ng leading to...