The CrabGrass Baby

<br>Frank zappa (guitar, synclavier)<br><br>Steve vai (guitar)<br><br>Ray white (guitar, vocals)<br><br>Tommy mars (keyboards)<br><br>Chuck wild (piano)<br><br>Arthur barrow (bass)<br><br>Scott thunes (bass)<br><br>Jay anderson (string bass)<br><br>Ed mann (percussion)<br><br>Chad wackerman (drums)<br><br>Ike willis (vocals)<br><br>Terry bozzio (vocals)<br><br>Dale bozzio (vocals)<br><br>Napoleon murphy brock (vocals)<br><br>Bob harris (vocals)<br><br>Johnny &quot;guitar&quot; watson (vocals)<br><br><br><br>Crab-grass baby:<br><br>Stroke me pompadour, pompaduooor, pompaduooor, pompaduooor. stroke me pompadour, father. stroke it nicely while I tell you about the problems I am having with my car an my girlfriend. ooo-wo-woo<br><br>White mans burden!<br><br><br><br>Her and her girlfriend used to go out and booze it up and tear up the upholstery; rip the seats completely out, and so I got a fifty-six olds. about the time I got it running decently, she got i<br><br>And wrecked the trans...tore it completely up, so I had to get another oldsmobile (either that or go to tijuana or go to brown moses way down in egypt-land). its so hard on a child when his car<br><br>Ucked up. buy me a volvo, faaather.<br><br><br><br>Harry-as-a-boy:<br><br>Isnt it terrific, artificial rhonda!<br><br><br><br>Crab-grass baby:<br><br>One-adam-twelve...see the enormous white pompadour! ha-ha-ha-ho! thats a good one! hoo-hoo-hoo.<br><br><br><br>Harry-as-a-boy:<br><br>Hes so young, and yet, so wise!<br><br><br><br>Crab-grass baby:<br><br>I pooped my pants, pooped my pants, pooped my pants! I went doody, faaather, sob-sob-sob-sob-sob.<br><br><br><br>Harry-as-a-boy:<br><br>His vocabulary is astonishing!<br><br><br><br>Crab-grass baby:<br><br>So what if you suck a little cock every once in a while? <br><br><br><br>Harry-as-a-boy:<br><br>Ohhh...im so lucky to have a son like this...<br><br><br><br>Crab-grass baby:<br><br>Barf me out...gag me with a volvo!<br><br><br><br>Harry-as-a-boy:<br><br>I cant wait to show him to all the fellas down at the mine-shaft!<br><br><br><br>Crab-grass baby:<br><br>Take me to the movies. buy me a balloon. stroke me pompadour!<br><br><br><br>Harry-as-a-boy:<br><br>Look! look! look at the pecker on him, wouldja! goodjy-goodjy-goodjy-goo! hoo hoo hoo!<br><br><br><br>Thing-fish:<br><br>Dis boy have a provlem! however, how bout a nice round of applause fo de three wise mammies, comin atcha outa chute numba five!