Zomby Woof

<br>Three hundred years ago<br><br>I thought I might get some sleep<br><br>I stretched myself out onna antique bed<br><br>An` my spirit did a midnite creep <br><br><br><br>You know I`ll never sleep no more <br><br><br><br>It seem to me that it just ain`t wise <br><br><br><br>Didja ever wake up in the mornin`<br><br>With a ZOMBY WOOF behind your eyes <br><br><br><br>Just about as evil as you could be <br><br><br><br>I am the ZOMBY WOOF<br><br>I`m that creature all the ladies been<br><br>Talkin` about <br><br><br><br>I am the ZOMBY WOOF<br><br>They all seek for shelter when I come chargin` out <br><br><br><br>Tellin` you all the Zomby troof<br><br>Here I`m is, the ZOMBY WOOF <br><br><br><br>Tellin` you all the Zomby troof<br><br>Here I`m is . . . <br><br><br><br><br><br>Reety-awrighty, he da ZOMBY WOOF<br><br>Reety-awrighty, he da ZOMBY WOOF <br><br><br><br>They said aw-reety<br><br>An` they was aw-righty<br><br>An` I was a Zomby for you, little lady . . . <br><br><br><br>I got a great big pointed fang<br><br>Which is my Zomby Toof<br><br>My right foot`s bigger than my other one is<br><br>Like a reg`lar Zomby Hoof<br><br>If I raid your dormitorium<br><br>Don`t try to remain aloof . . . <br><br><br><br>I might snatch you up screamin` through the window all nekkid<br><br>An` do it to you on the roof, don`t mess with the<br><br>ZOMBY WOOF <br><br><br><br>I am about as evil as a Boogie Man can be! <br><br><br><br>Tellin` you all the Zomby Troof<br><br>Here I`m is, the ZOMBY WOOF <br><br><br><br>Tellin` you all the Zomby Troof<br><br>Here I`m is, the ZOMBY WOOF