Smoke Two Joints

I smoke two joints in the morning I smoke two joint at night I smoke two joint in the afternoon It makes me feel alright I smoke two joints in time of peace And two in time of war I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints And then I smoke two more Daddy he once told me, "Son, you be hard workin` man" And momma she once told me, "Son, you do the best you can" Then one day I meet a man, He came to me and said yes. "Hard work good and hard work fine, but first take care of head" Whoa rock me to the night Ja say