I Don`t Care Too Much For Reggae Dub

<br>See, I chose this profession, so therefore, I earn beer.<br>(Laughter)<br>Pretty much.<br>Got matches?<br>And I`m not lyin` one fuckin` bit, either.<br>Are you guys musicians?<br>We`re magicians.<br>What kind of misic y`all play?<br>The kind that..I dunno.<br>Ask and so you shall recieve.<br>Whoo!<br>Reggae!<br>Reggae? Oh, reggae!<br>I`m not too into reggae.<br>Why not?<br>Oh well...<br>I don`t like it, that`s why.<br>We play rock, blues.<br>Oh, actually, we play, uh, you know bon jovi?<br>Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.<br>Oh.<br>I like a little of this kind of music.<br>Yeah?<br>Yeah.<br>I like jazz, blues.<br>Oh, jazz is great.<br>I`m not too into rap.<br>I really don`t like that rap.<br>Rap? Rap.<br>I like oldies.<br>Some rock, some hard rock.<br>I even like a little mexican music.<br>Don`t understand the shit they`re sayin`.<br>Don`t understand nuthin`, but I like it.<br>Now, the indian music.<br>Now that`s somethin` to trip off of!<br>Acid.<br>Because every song is like...<br>You`d better be trippin` pretty hard.<br>Uh-huh.<br>I`ll bet you trip hard.<br>Acid.<br>Oh, he`s got it goin` on.<br>Don`t you go near ya hand...<br>Yeah.<br>Everyday.<br>Yeah, yeah, yeah.<br>Everyday I say, oh please don`t lie.<br>We gotta leave.<br>I swear.<br>You should get a real one, man, what`s your fuckin problem?<br>Ah-hah.<br>I never said I thought you were stupid either.<br>He ain`t got nuthin` on there.<br>Can one of y`all spare 20 cents.<br>I don`t evn have 20 cents.<br>I don`t even have...uh...<br>If I had 20 cents a dollar like you...<br>I`d spend the last one...<br>This guy`s got 20 cents, I`d bet you.<br>My wallet`s inside.<br>Yeah, right, c`mon.<br>Yeah, c`mon, you got money.<br>Yeah, you got cash.<br>Yeah, we know you got money, man.<br>Actually, I think I have a buck.<br>Give her the fuckin` quarter!<br>We checked you out, we know you...<br>Whoo!<br>Reggae!<br>Reggae? Oh, reggae!<br>I`m not too into reggae.<br>C`mon down.<br>One more time.<br>C`mon down. C`mon down.<br>Yeah.<br>Go down and see your baby now.<br>No.<br>We love you, yeah.<br>When I heard the verdict the first time, I was sitting there.<br>Yeah.<br>Fuck.<br>Can`t go in there.<br>Fuck.<br>I know he wasnt..<br>I immediately gave him all my money.<br>Fuck.<br>I know he wasn`t.<br>I got another friend, he got the shit beat out of him for no reason.<br>You can stay here.<br>Hey man.<br>On that one.<br>You got a good samaritan here.<br>The mother-fuckers knocked on the door and arrested him for being drunk<br>in public.<br>What`s goin` on?<br>I`m gonna break down the...<br>He`s really, in a mental hospital, and that thing really doesn`t work.<br>You should get a real one, man, what`s you fuckin` problem.<br>Laaa...got a night down...<br>Yah.<br>Who`s this guy?<br>2x That`s Opie.<br>Opie.<br>Opie is our master.<br>Who`s this guy?<br>That`s Opie.<br>Yah.<br>Who`s this guy?<br>2x That`s Opie.<br>5x Opie.<br>2x That`s Opie.<br>5x Opie.<br>And Opie is our master.<br>I am the master.<br>He`s so smart, he`s the smartest guy we know.<br>He created this.<br>Knock me out.<br>Master of the mother-fucker.<br>Wait, I have one.<br>Try that.<br>He usually doesn`t speak.<br>Like, every 2 weeks.<br>He speaks in tounges.<br>Oh, in tounges.<br>He only speaks every 2 weeks.<br>(incoherent rambeling)<br>Hey, y`all meet Raleigh?<br>This is like, speaking in tounges...<br>Whoo!