Hello Sir

Yes, that`s right, my name`s Bob<br /> The one who landed the pop star`s job<br /> The one you told, look don`t touch<br /> The kid who wouldn`t amount to much.<br /> <br /> Well, I`m here and you`re still there<br /> With a fake sports car and receding hair.<br /> Dodgy Farah trousers that you think are smart<br /> Married to the woman who teaches art.<br /> <br /> Married to the life, married to the school<br /> I wanna sing and dance Sir; now who`s the fool?<br /> Sing and dance, you thought I was barmy<br /> Settle down thingy, join the army.<br /> <br /> And who are you to tell me this?<br /> The dream I want I`ll have to miss<br /> Sir is God, he`s been given the right<br /> To structure lives overnight.<br /> <br /> Now I know life`s true path<br /> Tanks and guns that`ll be a laugh<br /> No, not me I`m a mega civilian<br /> I won`t lead my life riding pillion.<br /> <br /> But thanks for the advice and I`m sure it`ll do<br /> For the negative dickheads just like you.<br /> As for now I`ve a different weapon<br /> Stage and sceen is about to beckon.<br /> <br /> And here I sit in first class<br /> Bollocks Sir, kiss my arse...