Happy

First you takeoff your hat<br>Then you-take off those brand new shoes<br>Say `Hey George, what`ve you got to lose?`<br>With my hand on your thigh<br>I just look you in the eye and say<br>`Not a whole lot baby<br>But a whole lot more than you`<br><br>I can make you happy (yeah, yeah)<br>Don`t you know that?<br>She said<br>I can make you happy<br><br>Boys and Girls<br>The ones who kiss and tell<br>Why should we have to believe them?<br>No, I don`t understand<br>How any woman, how any man<br>Can say `Lay me down, lay me down`<br>For that big stash-cheap cash-think about the money<br><br>I can make you happy (yeah, yeah)<br>Don`t you know that?<br>He said<br>I can make you happy<br><br>I`ve seen you in the corner<br>With your rub-it-on tan<br>Hitching a ride<br>Could be a woman or a man<br><br>Gonna get what you want before too long<br>Gonna take your opportunities <br><br>Right or wrong<br><br>Some poor cow with a seven-year itch?<br>You don`t dig men<br>But you`ll fuck`em if they`re rich<br>You can`t be-with me<br>You`re a lowlife, daughterofasonofabitch