Learning How To Rock`N`Roll

<br>Billy on his way to school<br>Didn`t care too much about the teachers and rules<br>But he had a plan he said he`d try it one day<br>One he knew would leave them all with nothing to say<br>He had a friend who said he`d teach him how to rock and roll<br>After school when he was feelin` good<br>he`d go home and do the things that he understood<br>He would rock in the kitchen and roll in the hall<br>And Billy`s mother said you got no sense at all<br>But we know too well that he was<br>Learning how to rock and roll<br><br>`Cos he would rock in the kitchen roll in the hall<br>Stand on the tv and climb up the wall<br>Jive on the ceiling lay on the floor<br>Crawl through the bathroom and cry out for more<br>And that`s the only way to do it<br>When you`re learning how to rock and roll<br>Teach me to rock...<br><br>Willy turns to the mirror and gives his hair a flip<br>He would mime to Elvis and curl his lip<br>Ha ha in the kitchen<br>Ha ha in the hall<br>Willy`s mother said you got no sense at all<br>But we know too well that he was<br>Learning how to rock and roll<br><br>`Cos he would rock in the kitchen roll in the hall<br>Stand on the tv and climb up the wall<br>Jive on the ceiling lay on the floor<br>Crawl through the bathroom and cry out for more<br>And that`s the only way to do it<br>When you`re learning how to rock and roll<br>Teach me to rock...<br><br>He learnt to rock and roll<br>And sing the blues<br>He learnt to head shake<br>While singing blue suede shoes<br>He learnt a hand clap<br>Off the beat<br>And at the gig he had them out of their seats<br>It`s the only way to do it so long live rock and roll<br><br>`Cos he would rock in the kitchen roll in the hall<br>Stand on the tv and climb up the wall<br>Jive on the ceiling lay on the floor<br>Crawl through the bathroom and cry out for more<br>And that`s the only way to do it<br>When you`re learning how to rock and roll<br>Teach me to rock...