My Name Is
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Текст песни Eminem - My Name Is
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[Chorus: repeat 2X]<br /><br />Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)<br />My name is.. [scratches] Slim Shady<br />Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)<br />My name is.. [scratches] Slim Shady<br /><br />Ahem.. excuse me!<br />( )<br />Can I have the attention of the class <br />for one second?<br /><br />[Eminem]<br />Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)<br />Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)<br />Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)<br />Try 'cid and get fucked up worse that my life is? (Huh?)<br />My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight<br />but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..)<br />And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!"<br />Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!"<br />Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else<br />Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt<br />Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off<br />And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross<br />I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass<br />faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast<br />C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!)<br />I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off!<br /><br />[Chorus]<br /><br />[Eminem]<br />My English teacher wanted to have sex with me in Junior High<br />The only problem was... he was a guy<br />I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler<br />and stapled his nuts to a stack of papers (Owwwwwwww!)<br />Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up<br />Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup<br />Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians<br />In a space ship while they screamin at me: "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!"<br />Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to<br />I just found out my mom does more dope than I do (Damn!)<br />I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper<br />Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!)<br />You know you blew up when the women rush your stands<br />and try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!)<br />This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph<br />(Dude, can I get your autograph?)<br />So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, ASSHOLE!'<br /><br />[Chorus]<br /><br />[Eminem]<br />Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)<br />Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE!<br />I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die (Fuck that!)<br />I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive<br />(Huh yup!) Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide<br />I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead)<br />All my life I was very deprived<br />I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide<br />(Whoops!) Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too)<br />I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks (C'mere)<br />When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits<br />HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!)<br />YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS! (WAHHH!)<br />I lay awake and strap myself in the bed <br />Put a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!)<br />I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!) <br />And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?)<br />Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had<br /><br />[Chorus]