The Kids
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Текст песни Eminem - The Kids
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[Mr. Mackey] (Eric Cartman)<br />And everyone should get along..<br />Okay children quiet down, quiet down<br />Children I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day<br />His name is Mr. Shady<br />Children quiet down please<br />Brian don't throw that (SHUT UP!)<br />Mr. Shady will be your new substitute <br />( )<br />while Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia (HE'S GOT AIDS!)<br />Good luck Mr. Shady<br /><br />[Eminem]<br />Hi there little boys and girls (FUCK YOU!)<br />Today we're gonna to learn how to poison squirrels<br />But first, I'd like you to meet my friend Bob (Huh?)<br />Say hi Bob! ("Hi Bob") Bob's 30 and still lives with his mom<br />and he don't got a job, cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot<br />but his twelve-year old brother looks up to him an awful lot<br />And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot<br />and wait in the parkin lot for waitresses off the clock<br />when it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog<br />Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks (AHH!)<br />And even if they escaped and they got the cops<br />the ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge<br />'til one night Mrs. Stacey went off the job<br />when she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk<br />But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off<br />But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker<br />Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka<br />You couldn't even take him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr."<br />He grabbed Stace' by the legs as chopped it off her<br />and dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her<br />But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander<br />they never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner<br />And that's the story of Bob and his marijuana, <br />and what it might do to you<br />So see if the squirrels want any - it's bad for you <br /><br />[Chorus: Mr. Mackey (Eminem)]<br /><br />See children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon)<br />and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man)<br />and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)<br />She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)<br />So kids say no to drugs (that's right)<br />So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh)<br />Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along)<br />Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?<br /><br />[Eminem]<br />My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it? <br />FUCK NO you ain't seen it, it's the size of a peanut (Huh?)<br />Speakin of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels?<br />Ecstasy is the worst drug in the world<br />If someone ever offers it to you, don't do it<br />Kids two hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluid<br />and spinal fluid is final, you won't get it back<br />So don't get attached, it'll attack every bone in your back<br />Meet Zach, twenty-one years old <br />After hangin out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold<br />and decides to try five, when he's bribed by five guys<br />and peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it<br />Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive<br />and his eyes roll back in his skull {*blblblblblb*} <br />His back starts tah - look like the McDonald's Arches<br />He's on Donald's carpet, layin horizontal barfin {*BLEH*}<br />And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him<br />"Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, look at him!"<br />cause they took it too, so they think it's funny<br />So they're laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money<br />Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the action is over<br />and his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin yoga<br />And that's the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac<br />So don't even feed that to squirrels class, cause it's bad for you<br /><br />[Chorus: Mr. Mackey (Eminem)]<br /><br />See children, drugs are bahhhd (that's right)<br />and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (that's right)<br />and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (you can)<br />She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)<br />So kids say no to drugs (smoke crack)<br />So you don't act like everyone else does (that's right)<br />And there's really nothin else to say (but umm)<br />Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?<br /><br />[Eminem]<br />And last but not least, one of the most humungous<br />problems among young people today, is fungus<br />It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off, <br />bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and chew it<br />Yum yum! Then you start to see some dumb stuff<br />And everything slows down when you eat some of 'em..<br />And sometimes you see things that aren't there (Like what?)<br />Like fat woman in G-strings with orange hair<br />(Mr. Shady what's a G-string?) It's yarn Claire<br />Women stick 'em up their behinds, go out and wear 'em (Huh?)<br />And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms<br />Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? I meant fungus<br />Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow's tongue (How come?)<br />cause it comes from a cow's dung (Gross!!)<br />See drugs are bad, it's a common fact<br />But your mom and dad, know that's all that I'm good at (Oh!)<br />But don't be me, cause if you grow up and you go and O.D.<br />They're gonna come for me and I'ma have to grow a goatee<br />and get a disguise and hide, cause it'll be my fault<br />So don't do drugs, and do exactly as I don't, <br />cause I'm bad for you<br /><br />[Chorus: Mr. Mackey (Eminem)]<br /><br />See children, drugs are bahhhd (uh-huh)<br />and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (put that down)<br />and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (you can ask)<br />She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (and she will)<br />So kids say no to drugs (say no)<br />So you don't act like everyone else does (like I do)<br />And there's really nothin else to say (that's right)<br />Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?<br /><br />[Mr. Mackey] (Eric Cartman)<br />Come on children, clap along (SHUT UP!)<br />Sing along children (Suck my motherfuckin dick!)<br />Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad (South Park is gonna sue me!)<br />So don't do drugs (Suck my motherfuckin penis!)<br />so there'll be more for me (Hippie! God damnit!)<br />(Mushrooms killed Kenny! *fart* Ewww, ahhh!)<br />(So, fucked up, right now..)