Get you mad
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Текст песни Eminem - Get you mad
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Yo.. yo! (* eminem hachs up spit *)<br />Mic check.. (my dick!)<br />Testing.. one, two (* eminem hach-spits on mic *)<br />Ffff-fuck.. (my dick!) my nuts..<br /><br />My attitude is worse than nwa's was<br />I'll battle you over stupid shit and diss people<br />Who ain't have shit to do with it, like cool j does (my tattoo!)<br />( )<br />You see me standin outside of your buildin; screamin,<br />Puffy is good, (hey!) but slim shady is for the children! (wait!)<br />I look at my life in a new light -- fuck it<br />Give me two mics; I write songs for me -- fuck what you like<br />You're probably hear me rap half-hearted; cause I don't like rap anyway<br />I'm just tryin to get my porno career started<br />Every place and event.. +been there, done that+<br />Shit, dre stuck me in a suitcase when he went<br />(* zipper sound *) come on, let's go!<br />Want a deal? study these 5 chapters<br />Lesson one: throw demos as hard as you can at signed rappers<br />Lesson two: face em and diss em (whattup dog? )<br />Don't give em a demo; kidnap em (I want you to come with me)<br />And make em come to your basement and listen<br />(you're gonna fuckin check this out)<br />Lesson three: get a job at a label; switch demos with canibus<br />And put yours on the owner's table (here listen!)<br />Lesson four: 'know you heard this before'<br />Hey let me get your number; I'll call you tomorrow, for sure!<br />Don't act like a fan -- you wanna get signed? <br />Get the whitest a&r you can find<br />Pull him aside and rap as wack as you can<br />Lesson five: get a hook-up at jive<br />Dress up like i.c.p. and have them come see you perform live<br />And that's the key, but when you see me on the street; I ain't<br />Givin you shit bitch - don't even bother askin me (get away from me)<br />Toilet water splashes me right in the ass when I'm spittin<br />Cause I'm always shittin when I'm rappin like master p (unnnggggh!)<br />Got a blowjob from paula jones, and stuffed it so far in her mouth<br />My balls broke both of her collarbones (oww!)<br />Told mya this shit was all about me-ah (it's all about me..)<br />Gave alyssa milano syphillis, mono and gonorrhea (you're a dick!)<br />And all three of my main girls said see-ya<br />Cause brandy and monica walked in and caught me fuckin aaliyah<br />(what? oh my god!) I splish splash while I'm takin a bath<br />Grab a handful of pills, break em in half, take em and laugh<br />White trash -- fuckin your wife in the ass (oh! ooh shady! oooh!)<br />While you're out siphoning gas for your lawnmower to cut the grass<br /><br />So if I hurt your self-esteem<br />And you get dissed too bad [yo why you diss me? ]<br />You know I just be sayin that to get you mad<br />And when I rap about a buncha shit you wished you had [a big dick!]<br />You know I just be sayin that to get you mad<br />I can't listen to that song, that shit's too sad!<br />You know I just be sayin that to get you mad<br />He'll never make it, his wrist is slit too bad! [nurse! nurse!]<br />You know I just be sayin that to get you mad<br /><br />What a wonderful day; I should go outside and play<br />Ain't no need to sit inside the house and hibernate<br />Hi renee! (oh hi!) I was just about to toss a live grenade<br />In your driveway (what? ) and drive away (* car peels out *)<br />Are you afraid of a blade made of a razor with aids<br />Blood drippin from it, rippin your stomach like a paper mache<br />You talk a lotta shit, but you was never ill though<br />I'm sick enough to beat you to death with a feather pillow<br />Tipped over some cows, just for a joke and a laugh (mooooo!)<br />Jumped up, choked a giraffe, snapped his neck and broke it in half<br />Wagin wars, went on stage and sprayed cage with +agent orange+<br />And wiped my ass with his page in source (here!)<br />The demon is here, steamin this year<br />I rip [*mystikal's*] voicebox out, scream in his ear (ahhhhhh!)<br />It's not a gimmick bitch, it's an image I live it<br />Give a fuck? i don't know what a fuck is to give it<br />Yeah I don't think this guy is well.. I'm high as hell<br />I'll beat you with a live cat when I'm swinging him by his tail<br /><br />[* impersonating method man *]<br />I'll fuckin, I'll fuckin<br />Lay your nuts on the dresser<br />Just your nutsack by itself<br />And bang them shits with a spiked bat<br />Cut your neck off and sew your head right back<br />And leave you like that<br /><br />You just triggered the prick who just mixed liquor<br />Who's itchin to leave you disfigured and stiffer than chris-topher<br />Reeves, I was teething with strep throat<br />While your mother was breastfeeding<br />And gave her the flesh-eating disease<br />I'm iller than takin a hammer and beatin your knees<br />And walkin through south central l.a., bleedin in jeans<br />(am I a blood or a crip? ) wakin up the next day in breathin machines<br />Flashin back to being shot and repeatin the scenes<br />On how you just got smoked, and if you do live<br />You'll be too scared to tell it, like a biggie and 'pac joke<br /><br />So if I hurt your self-esteem and you get dissed too bad<br />You know I just be sayin that to get you mad<br />And when I rap about a fat bitch that you wished you had<br />You know I just be sayin that to get you mad<br />I can't listen to that song, that shit's too sad<br />You know I just be sayin that to get you mad<br />He'll never make it, his wrist is slit too bad<br />You know I just be sayin that to get you mad<br /><br />I know that makes you real mad, don't it? (uh-huh)<br />That's right, slim shady (yup) sway & tech<br />Sprayin wreck (bitch)<br />And we don't give a heck (uh-uh)<br />Or a damn.. or a fuck.. or a shit<br />So suck my motherfuckin dick