Patricia The Stripper

<br>Dennis is a menace with his "anyone for tennis?"<br>And beseeching me to come and keep the score...<br>And Maud saya "Oh Lord! I`m so terribly bored!"<br>I really can`t stand it anymore...<br><br>I`m going out to dinner, with a gorgeous singer,<br>To a little place I`ve found down by the quay;<br>Her name is Patricia, she calls herself Delicia,<br>And the reason isn`t very hard to see...<br><br>She says God made her a sinner just to keep fat men thinner,<br>As they tumble down in heaps before her feet.<br>They hang around in groups like battle-weary troops,<br>One can often see them queue right down the street...<br><br>You see Patricia, or Delicia, not only is a singer<br>She also removes all her clothing...<br>For Patricia is the best stripper in town,<br><br>And with a swing of her hips she started to strip,<br>To tremendous applause she took off her drawers,<br>And with a lick of her lips she undid all the clips,<br>Threw it all in the air, and everyone stared,<br>And as the last piece of clothing fell to the floor,<br>The police were banging on the door,<br>On a Saturday night, in nineteen twenty-four...<br>Take it away boys!<br>But poor Patricia was arrested and everyone detested,<br>The manner in which she was exposed,<br>And later on in court, well, everybody thought<br>A summer run in jail would be proposed,<br><br>But the judge said, "Patricia,<br>Or may I say, Delicia,<br>The facts of this case lie before me...<br>Case dismissed ... this girl was in her working clothes!!"<br><br>And with a swing of her hips, she started to strip,<br>To tremendous applause she took off her drawers,<br>And with a lick of her lips she undid all her clips,<br>Threw it all in the air, and everyone stared,<br>And as the last piece of clothing fell to the floor,<br>The police were yelling out for more!!!<br>On a Saturday night in nineteen twenty-four...<br>On a Saturday night in nineteen twenty-four...