Hey Ladies

Hey ladies in the place I`m callin` out to ya<br>There never was a city kid truer and bluer<br>There`s more to me than you`ll ever know<br>And I`ve got more hits than Sadaharu Oh<br>Ton Thumb Tom Cushman or Tom Foolery<br>Date women on T.V. with the help of Chuck Woolery<br>Words are flowing out just like the Grand Canyon<br>And I`m always out looking for a female companion<br>I threw the lasso around the tallest one and dragged her to the crib<br>I took off her moccasins and put on my bib<br>I`m wheelin` and dealin` I make a little bit of stealing<br>I`ll bring you back to the place and your dress I`m peeling<br>Your body`s on time and your mind is appealing<br>Staring at the cracks up there upon the ceiling<br>Some such nonsense is the bass that I`m throwing<br>Talking to a girl telling her I`m all knowing<br>She`s talking to the kid to the who<br>I`m telling here every lie that you know that I never did<br>Hey Ladies, Get Funky<br><br>Me in the corner with a good looking daughter<br>I dropped my drawers and it was welcome back Kotter<br>We were cutting up the rug she started cutting up the carpet<br>In my apartment I begged her please stop it<br>The gift of gab is the gift that I have<br>And that girl ain`t nothing but a crab<br>Educated no stupid yes<br>And when I say stupid I mean stupid fresh<br>I`m not James at 15 or Chachi in charge<br>I`m Adam and I`m adamant about living large<br>With the white sassoons and the looks that kill<br>Makin` love in the back of my Coupe De Ville<br>I met a little cutie she was all hopped up on zootie<br>I liked the little cutie but I kicked her in the bootie<br>Cause I don`t kinda go for that messin` around<br>You be listening to my records` a number one sound<br>Step to the rhythm step step to the ride<br>I`ve got an open mind so why don`t you all get inside<br>Tune in turn on to my tune that`s live<br>Ladies flock like fish to my line<br>Hey Ladies, Get Funky<br><br>She`s got a gold tooth you know she`s hardcore<br>She`ll show you a good time then she`ll show you the door<br>Break up with your girl it ended in tears<br>Vincent Van Gogh and mail that ear<br>I call her in the middle of the night when I`m drinking<br>The phone booth on the corner is damp and it`s stinking<br>She said come on over it was me that she missed<br>I threw that trash can through her window cause you know I got dissed<br>Your old lady left you and you went girls(x3) insane<br>You blew yourself up in the back of the 6 train<br>Take my advice at any price a gorilla like your mother is mighty weak<br>Sucking down pints till I didn`t know<br>Woke up in the morning at the Won Ton Ho<br>Cause I announce I like girls that bounce<br>With the weight that pays about a pound per ounce<br>Girls with curls and big long locks<br>And beatnik chicks just wearing their smocks<br>Walking high and mighty like she`s #1 and<br>She thinks she`s the passionate one