Licensed to Ill

(chorus) Brass Monkey - that funky Monkey<br>Brass Monkey - junkie<br>That funky Monkey<br><br>Got this dance that`s more than real<br>Drink Brass Monkey - here`s how you feel<br>Put your left leg down - your right leg up<br>Tilt your head back - let`s finish the cup<br>M.C.A. with the bottle - D. rocks the can<br>Adrock gets nice with Charlie Chan<br>We`re offered Moet - we don`t mind Chivas<br>Wherever we go with bring the Monkey with us<br>Adrock drinks three - Mike D. is D.<br>Double R. foots the bill most definitely<br>I drink Brass Monkey and I rock well<br>I got a Castle in Brooklyn - that`s where I dwell<br><br>(repeat chorus)<br><br>Cause I drink it anytime - and anyplace<br>When it`s time to get ill - I pour it on my face<br>Monkey tastes Def when you pour it on ice<br>Come on y`all it`s time to get nice<br>Coolin` by the lockers getting kind of funky<br>Me and the crew - we`re drinking Brass Monkey<br>This girl walked by - she gave me the eye<br>I reached in the locker - grabbed the Spanish Fly<br>I put it with the Monkey - mixed it in the cup<br>Went over to the girl, "Yo baby, what`s up?"<br>I offered her a sip - the girl she gave me lip<br>It did begin the stuff wore in and now she`s on my tip<br><br>(repeat chorus)<br><br>Step up to the bar - put the girl down<br>She takes a big gulp and slaps it around<br>Take a sip - you can do it - you get right to it<br>We had a case in the place and we went right through it<br>You got a dry Martini - thinking you`re cool<br>I`ll take your place at the bar - I smack you off your stool<br>I`ll down a `40 dog" in a single gulp<br>And if you got beef you`ll get beat to a pulp<br>Monkey and parties and reelin` and rockin`<br>Def, def - girls, girls - all y`all jockin`<br>The song and dance keeping you in a trance<br>If you don`t buy my record I got my advance<br>I drink it - I think it - I see it - I be it<br>I love Brass Monkey but I won`t give D. it<br>We got the bottle - you got the cup<br>Come on everybody let`s get ffffff<br><br>(repeat chorus)