Nan You're A Window Shopper (US edi
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Текст песни Lily Allen - Nan You're A Window Shopper (US edi
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The bottom feels so much better than the top!<br />So much better.<br /><br />[Chorus:]<br />Nan you're a window shopper,<br />taking a look but you never buy.<br />Nan you're a window shopper,<br />You won't pick it up if its over a fiver.<br />( )<br />Nan you're a window shopper,<br />get on the bus coz you still can't drive.<br />Nan you're a window shopper,<br />mad as fuck only just alive.<br /><br />Get up in the morning and you like your tea milky,<br />you fumble for your glasses coz without 'em you cant see,<br />It's funny how I come round your house and I'm 20<br />and I still have to wear all the presents you sent me.<br />I walk into your kitchen everything's got a label,<br />you done your Christmas shopping and we're only in April.<br />And you wont leave the house unless your wearing your thermals,<br />you're covered all in cat hair and you're stinking like Strepsils,<br />Your heading down the Bowls Club,<br />have another orange squash.<br />Balls are rollin rollin rollin.<br />You can't walk right coz things aren't what they were,<br />your ankles are swollen swollen swollen.<br /><br />[Chorus]<br /><br />You're walking down the post office to pick up your pension,<br />and then you're off to Bingo, it's become an obssession.<br />So weary of the kids when their wearin' their hoods up,<br />and even if they smile at you, you think its a stick-up.<br />You only buy the paper just to cut out the coupons,<br />your saving 50p but what do you want with tampons?<br />Your always at the doctor picking up your prescription,<br />and they throw in some K-Y just to ease up the friction.<br />You gotta leak in your colostomy bag,<br />yeah its got a hole in hole in hole in.<br />At the weekend your shopping with your trolley,<br />its so sad how your rollin rollin rollin.<br /><br />[Chorus]