Car Theif

<br>Some static started in the pool hall<br><br>In a motherfuckers face with the cue ball<br><br>Then I met this girl she tried to gank me<br><br>So I smacked her in the pocket with m.c. plank bee<br><br>Me and my crew out breaking windows<br><br>The bingo the lotto you know Ill never win those<br><br>Possession is half the law<br><br>I had my routines before all yall<br><br>Your whole life is coming apart at the seams<br><br>You aint nothing but a car thief biting routines<br><br>Im a city slicker I aint no townie<br><br>Right now I wish I had another hash brownie<br><br>Like ricky always said youve got to toke and pass<br><br>Or mookies gonna kick your fuckin ass<br><br>You try to take what isnt yours like a God damn rat<br><br>*see personally I wouldnt want to go out like that*<br><br>Im a writer a poet a genius I know it<br><br>I dont buy cheeba I grow it<br><br>*im a farmer* people always trying to get next to me<br><br>But Im down with jalil donkey and ecstasy<br><br>Smoked up a bag of elephant tranquilizer<br><br>Because I had to deal with a money hungry miser<br><br>Had a caine filled kool with my man rush rush<br><br>Saw my teeth fall in the sink when I started to brush<br><br>You be doing nose candy on the bowie coke mirror<br><br>My girl asked for some but I pretended not to hear her<br><br>You cant deny me you always want to try me<br><br>Youre just gonna get your ass kicked<br><br>Homeboy throw in the towel<br><br>Your girl got dicked by ricky powell<br><br>The godfather of soul is in the belly of the beast<br><br>For smoking that dust at st. anthonys feast<br><br>Sometimes youve got to let someone trip on their<br><br>Own shoelace before you tell them to tie their shoe<br><br>All the wife beaters and all the tax cheaters<br><br>Sitting in the white house pulling their peters<br><br>Buy me cheeba from the cop down the street<br><br>The only cop with a rope chain walking the beat<br><br>Like a sneaky pouch time bomb tickin<br><br>Like the beat to my rhyme just kickin<br><br>Space cake cookies I discover who I am<br><br>Im a dusted old bummy hurdy gurdy man<br><br>Five-o caught me now Im going to the mountains<br><br>Said good-bye to my girl my lawyers and accountants<br><br>My mind is kinda rhymin and I think I oughta think<br><br>So Im rockin all the rhymes and Ill have another drink<br><br>So the lights are flashing my mind is spinning<br><br>I feel like it is always the beginning<br><br>Of another rhyme Im rapping m.c.ing I rock<br><br>You aint nothing but a car thief who must be stopped