You Never Take Me Dancing

<br>The world`s greatest mystery<br>Is love between the woman and the man<br>Some guys are Romeos<br>Others simply do the best they can<br><br>I`m just your average, ordinary Joe<br>Tryin?to learn things I never knew I had to know<br><br>What`s a man supposed to do<br>I don`t get no kick from nine to five<br>And I`m not a man who thinks it`s true<br>It`s a woman`s place to keep a love alive<br>I`ve watched enough daytime TV<br>To know my baby`s needs<br>But sometimes I swear that`s she`s impossible to please<br>She says<br><br>You give me all that I want of your money, baby<br>But you never take me dancing<br><br>I really think I do a lot to show<br>How I feel about her in my way<br>Roses on our anniversary<br>Candlelight and me on her birthday<br>Just when I thought that I had it all worked out<br>Now she says I still don`t know what it`s all about<br>She says<br><br>You give me all that I want of your money, baby<br>But you never take me dancing<br>You give me sweet little talk, call me honey, baby<br>Bu you never take me dancing<br>I`m just your average, ordinary Joe<br>Tryin?to learn things I never knew I had to know<br><br>Chorus out