Two Scoops of Raisins
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Текст песни COMMON - Two Scoops of Raisins
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featuring Immenslope <br /><br />[Immens] Yo man.. I'm hungry man <br />[Common] Ay whatchu want man? You want some breakfast or somethin? <br />[Immens] I want a lil lil somethin.. yeah yea milk and cereal or somethin <br />Somethin man! Just a little breakfast food, y'know? <br />[Common] Mmm I don't know man (ay) let's see what I got in my cabinet <br />( )<br />[Immens] Hold on, let me see what I got in my cabinet <br />Somebody hit me with a little, baseline or groove, knahmsayin? <br />Yeah, breakfast food, UHH! <br /><br />[C] When you wish <br />[I] When you wish <br />[C] Upon a star <br />[I] Upon a star <br />[C] To follow what? <br />[I] To follow what? <br />[C] And where you are! <br />[I] And where you are! <br />[C] Party over here, party over there <br />[I] Where? <br /><br />[Common] <br />Look! I made ya look, ya dirty crook <br />Then picked your pocket, watch me book.. <br />.. like Guiness I'm a Menace, so call me hip-hop's Dennis <br />So open wide, and say (AHHHHH) <br />And I'ma slide my yolk, in your throat, and watch ya choke <br />on the Uh the Ah the Uh the Daddy Long-Stroke <br /><br />[Immenslope] <br />Stroke Long Daddy Money, if my name was Sunny <br />I'd share a scoop, Runnin shit like Rebels <br />You can call me Barney, cause I took your Fruity - Pebbles <br />Dibble like an office on Top Cat, top that, I'm fat troop <br />Drop the loop, then a scooper hoop ya like a hula <br />To school a fool I present, a church to repent <br />I get you Guess'n like jeans, you're just a hill of beans <br />I'm all that jazz, and I kick, kick, kick, kick.. <br /><br />[Common] <br />The razzamatazz oh please oh please just give me just one more blast <br />I +Gett Off+ like Prince, but I don't have to show my ass <br />Pass the rest, like a test, if you slip then you'll get ripped <br />with your handicapped pass route, and Tales From the Crypt <br />I whip on that ass like base ba-bay <br />The Sense is good-GOOBELY-goo, ask Gravy <br /><br />[Immenslope] <br />Or LaMont, or Rollo, down at the, Apollo <br />Come follow me now (BO! Where's Sue?) I don't know <br />Even En Vogue, be tellin me ya don't go <br />When it's time for show (yea) everyone says <br />ho (ho) ho (ho) couldn't be a slider <br />cause I never slip, kick it like a Damme Van flip <br />So don't come with your judo, cause you're just a Menudo <br />emcee gettin chewed like vegetables <br /><br />[Common] <br />Ahhhhh cabbage is a cabbage, a lettuce is a lettuce <br />I'ma tear this whole joint into scraps <br />I bust raps, perhaps caps, and trap the wack tracks <br />Givin the max, for the minimum, not the minimum for the max <br />Get more sex than Wilt the Stilt so you can call me the Stiltest <br />You're takin shorts like Arnold, so what chu talkin bout, Willis? <br /><br />[I] Bout Willis? <br />[C] Yeah Willis <br />[I] Willis ain't talkin about nuthin! <br />[C] It's Different Strokes <br />[I] Let's get back to umm, breakfast foods <br />[I] because it's, early in the mornin.. <br /><br />[Common] Well you can have your Wheaties <br />[Immens] You can have your Flakes <br />[Common] You can have your Kix <br />[Immens] And you can have your Trix <br />[Common] You can have your POUNDcakes <br />[Immens] You can have your Loops <br />[*both*] But you still gotta get your Two Scoops! <br /><br />[Immenslope] <br />To keep the hot raw, I'm rollin, rollin <br />Bowlin - spare me! Fuss ya hushed mouth mush <br />Lush alcohol's excessive like a Jefferson <br />Movin on up -- progressive <br />One time for your brain, cell <br />And when I get through, you say -- aww hell man! <br />Styles that I free won't, stop til the end <br />Paper I go on and go on with the pen <br />Get a max of funk, attack or sunk *huff, huff* <br />One blow, and emcees are gone with the wind <br />Kickin the dumber rhyme, I'm not a print <br />but I'm fresh, heatin up like the summertime, summer rhyme <br />I'm a dime a dozen, but I keep you buzzin <br />like a bee, a dozen attempts is in the toilet <br />Cause I flush the dime and I'm not a Leader <br />cause I Busta Rhyme, a rhyme <br />If I kick with Rakim, you +Run For Cover+ brother <br />But I kick it with Petey cause I'm just another mother (sucker) <br />Blo Pop time (it's Blo Pop time) <br />It's Blo Pop time (it's Blo Pop time) <br />In the mix, the dimension, J.B., and Chico <br />It's seven, not six, my shirt extra-large <br />but I wear, I wear I wear it well like DeBarge <br />to the finish, makin ya eye pop, like you ain't spinach <br />Then it's, time to let you know <br />We count it up, one two three and fo' <br /><br />[I] UHH! Count it up <br />[C] Nah we gon' count it down <br />[I] Nah man, we're gonna count it up <br />[C] Mmmm, let's get back to that umm, food tip though, the breakfast tip <br />[I] Food tip? Well you just check <br />[C] Cause you know what we need <br />[I] What can I have? <br /><br />[Common] You can have your Life <br />[Immens] You can have your Bran <br />[Common] You can have your Puffs <br />[Immens] You can have your Pebbles <br />[Common] You can have your Krunch <br />[Immens] And you can have your Loops <br />[*both*] But you still gotta get your Two Scoops! <br /><br />[Common] <br />Around and round and upside down and upside down we go <br />WHOAHHHHH! I'ma sneak in the front row <br />Not Jethro, I'm not a Jethro, on skid row <br />I don't wear Monie's hat, but I was a Monkey +in the Middle+ <br />Hey diddle diddle, you can Kibble a Bit <br />I take a squat, and booty MC's be sayin OOOOHHH SHIT! <br />Yo, I turn Bucktown into Fucktown <br />You're just a field goal kid, and I'm a touchdown <br />With the next point to the next joint, so tell Spike about it <br />I'm all that, that your bitch be writin home about it <br />Shout it out, praise the Lord, hallelujah! <br />This could be love, but umm, don't let em fool ya <br />Cause when I do ya, come down come down after me come <br />Yeah sorry Sugar Plums but umm, I gotta run <br />Run Jesse Run, keep hope alive <br />I'm down with the b-boys, FUCK the Jackson 5 <br />You jive-ass turkey, a-pit-apitta-a-aperk be <br />You can get ill, but don't, HURT ME, HURT ME <br />Or urk me, cause see I'll outsmart you like the Urkel <br />B-boys at the school of hard knocks, in a circle <br />Pass the sess blunt, yeah stud, you ain't know? <br />I wanna go bang, I said, bang-o, bang-oh bang-oh <br />or bojangle jingle jangle on the jaw <br />Hip-hip, hooray, oh now you wanna be all lovable? <br />Don't push or pull, or you'll see, I'ma wreck it out <br />MC's be checkin in but they don't be checkin out <br />I leave em out on the canvas <br />So click your heels twice and take your ass back to KANSAS..