Good Friday

thank you for the easter bunny sitting at my door it wasn`t made of chocolate but it shit right on my floor thank you god for christmas trees return the gifts for money thank you for my paycheck now here`s your 10% I`d love to give you more but I barely make my rent thank you lord for turning fruity grapes right into wine it sure does make it easy to try out my pick-up line once there was no T.P. inside my hotel room the bible had 10,000 pages but I only used a few sunday school such a joy forced to fondle reverend roy good friday