Tea For Two

<br> <br> That's Entertainment<br> Tony Bennett<br> (Howard Deitz/Arthur Schwartz)<br> <br> The clown with his pants falling down or the dance that's a dream of romance<br> Or the scene where the villain is mean<br> That's entertainment!<br> <br> The lights on the lady in tights or the bride with a guy on the side,<br> Or the ball where she gives him her all<br> That's entertainment!<br> <br> The plot can be hot, simply teeming with sex,<br> a gay divorcee who is after her &quot;ex&quot;<br> It can be Oedipus Rex, where a chap kills his father<br> and causes a lot of bother<br> The clerk who is thrown out of work by the boss,<br> Who is thrown for a loss by the skirt who is doing him dirt<br> The world is a stage, the stage is a world of entertainment