I Dont Care Where You Bury Me

<br> <br> Buried in a mountain<br> down a shaft dark and deep<br> mounds of gold and miners' bones<br> in a wreath laid at my feet<br> Below the soaring falcon<br> with a chicken in its beak<br> but above the place they damn me<br> every time my name they speak<br> <br> I don't care where you bury me<br> <br> Near some braggart poet<br> cut down in a duel<br> or some devil-loving whining singer<br> found drowned in his pool<br> <br> or in some sunken pirate ship<br> our bleached bones wrapped in rags<br> or in the arms of a student shot<br> for pissing on the flag<br> <br> I don't care where you bury me<br> 'cause I will never die<br> <br> Bring on your fearsome Reaper<br> I'll hold that pansy upside down<br> I'll shake the souls from all his pockets<br> and buy all hell a round<br> Send your foulest demon<br> I'll choke him with his tongue<br> Send all your cutthroat lawyers, man<br> I'll make them eat their young<br> Yum Yum<br> <br> Far from where my minions lie<br> bent over at their knees<br> the stain of yes upon their lips<br> the grease of if you please<br> <br> My thumbprint on their backs<br> I smoked them all like weed<br> I smoked them 'til the ashes<br> fell behind my teeth<br> <br> I don't care where you bury me<br> <br> In the dirt floor of the whorehouse<br> below the bedspring squeak<br> I'll poison the ivy by the window<br> through which the children peek<br> <br> My clutching hand thrust through the dirt<br> oh the horror with mystique<br> will paint the flush of guilt and death<br> across their loins and cheeks<br> <br> I don't care where you bury me<br> 'cause I will never die<br> <br> I don't care where you bury me<br> 'cause I will never die<br> I'll break out as you lower me<br> and spit right in your eye-acapo <br>