Road Trip

I met a girl a few weeks ago<br> She's so smart and beautiful<br> When she's around I feel my heartbeat<br> <br> Down in the very depths of my soul<br> So c'mon, Ninja Brian pack your bags<br> We're going on a cross country trip<br> Cause if this girl and I go on one more date<br> We'll start a meaningful relationship<br> Fuck that! Woo!<br> <br> Let's hit the road, I was so close to<br> Personal growth, so California here I come<br> I wanna bone across the nation<br> Let's bust a load of summer fun<br> <br> I porked most of New York<br> I banged 'em silly in Philly<br> I had 'em screaming for Balti-more<br> I slapped my groin on Des Moines<br> And dropped my phallus in Dallas<br> We're only halfway through day four<br> I gave some C to DC<br> Bust coconuts on Miami<br> I shot puree on Santa Fe<br> I gave some Penix to Phoenix<br> And my nuts rattled Seattle<br> So hard they felt it in L.A<br> Take that! Yeah!<br> <br> (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); <br> Now here we are in California<br> These girls are hot and Brian bought us a new yacht<br> (He killed the previous owner)<br> Let's raise the sail for a gonad-venture<br> This Boner Quest has just begun<br> <br> I left 'em smitten in Britain<br> And had sex so hard with Lima<br> It landed in Argentina<br> Then things got Beejy in Fiji<br> I had a four-way in Norway<br> And started breedin' with Sweden<br> New Zealand got a blast of my semen<br> I did some butt stuff with Russians<br> Until they got a concussion<br> I banged-ladesh<br> Now there's only one way to keep things fresh, cause<br> <br> I've conquered earth, it is time to move on<br> Let's take a rocket, find some hot alien sluts<br> (Set phasers to thrust)<br> No time for spacesuits, I am way too horny<br> Let's show this galaxy what's-<br> -HAUUUCCKCKCKK<br> <br>